Every Peer, Friend And Foe Of Tommy Has An Obsession To Detonate Or To Detonate. Wilbur And November

So anyways, peter goes to caltec all on his own bc the idea of going to mit makes him burst into tears now that Tony is gone <3

peter parker: I think I'm going to do it.

tony stark: don't you dare.

peter: ... I'm going to--

tony: absolutely NOT, peter benjamin--

peter: I'm DOING IT !!!

peter: *submits college application to Caltec*

tony: ... you traitor.

peter: it's good to keep your backup options open just in case--

tony: you don't NEED backup options, you are GOING. TO. MIT. that's the END OF DISCUSSION. over my DEAD GRAVE are you going to CALTEC--

oh so you'll respond to my tumblr but you wont text me back i see how it is. fine i'll go sulk and look at destiel posts and ignore YOU BACK >:( /silly

im the child you bully. you don't bully children you bully CHILD and that child is ME, Jerk <3

that’s just my god given right as your big sib, sorry bitch

I don't know what to say here sobs

I'm just. existing. idek how Tumblr works that well- sigh

You know what. Reblog this if you’re against bullying.

Farewell online privacy

nah mate you're not unlovable you just forgot to eat breakfast this morning. no bro you're not beyond saving it's winter and you're having a rough time. bro you're not a bad person you're just scared and overwhelmed and that makes sense considering everything that's been going on lately. put the shovel down dude look at your hands they're cramping from white knuckling the handle so long. c'mon! my mom's making chili for dinner and she said you can come over! i love you okay don't forget that

Clint, at a coffee shop: Can I get a large vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots?

Natasha, behind him: JESUS CHRIST, just do cocaine!

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

mothers day was awhile ago. but he deserves the recognition anyway. +bonus aftermath