HAPPY NEW YEARS ! [CST]

Peter, strolling in smiling after patrol:

Tony: …Why are you smiling like that..?

Peter: Can’t I just smile?

Tony:

Tony, already sighing and grabbing the first aid kit: Alright, I’ll bite— What’d you break?

Peter: Literally all of my ribs please help

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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hello fellow beings, I'm tommy/rin :D a silly fella doing equally silly things as he navigates this silly app

I have no idea what I'm doing please help me I want friends sobs

anyone else ever have CRAZY nightmares for no reason? i just did, and i woke up so confused i have no idea who i am, i took a bath to calm down but DAMN wtf brain i knew we were capable of creating horrors untouched by mankind but did we have to do it to ME?

so i'm partway thru season 4 now. i would hurt people for cas. is this normal am I supposed to feel violent over the silly.

i think maybe the universe should know im now on s3 of supernatural,, my older brother and i are watching episode 1 via discord and yknow we vibin!! this show hurts i love it!!

oh so you'll respond to my tumblr but you wont text me back i see how it is. fine i'll go sulk and look at destiel posts and ignore YOU BACK >:( /silly

im the child you bully. you don't bully children you bully CHILD and that child is ME, Jerk <3

that’s just my god given right as your big sib, sorry bitch

this is just me with castiel rn. where is my favorite silly guy???? why is he not in every single supernatural episode?????????? where is my destiel sitcom?????????????? what do you mean I have to write the content myself ??????????????????????????????

saying I miss a character is so funny I don't even know what I mean. I could engage with the media anytime. i could even read or even WRITE fanfic. but man. i miss the character

I like to think they all notice a different "tell" Peter has, but in reality, he's just making it obvious because he trusts these people and knows they're good. He can lie to them just fine. It's the principle of it for him dammit!!

Peter Parker is SCARILY good at lying. Years of training, he can go full waterworks in a second to REALLY sell it. Especially the whole “I’m just an innocent kid with bad luck” act. I mean, the guy spends his entire life with a secret identity— Of course, he has to be good at lying.

Yet, for some reason he’s the worst liar ever when it comes to his friends and family.

Tony? “That’s… odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago?”

Ned? “I’m not Spider-Man!” while actively on the ceiling.

May? “I know you sneak out of this house every night!”

MJ? Just straight up, “I am Spider-Man.”

For some reason, his friends and family see completely through his lies. Or maybe, they really just see him.