Love Ya Jerk Heeheh

*Tonys in his lab and Peter walks in holding something behind his back.*

Peter: Mr stark ! Look what I found

Tony: *glancing at him* kid if you have brought an animal in here I swear to god…

Peter: what ? No it’s *he shows he’s holding an avengers tower Lego set* the tower !!!

Tony:

Peter: isn’t it cool

Tony: I didn’t know that was a thing.

Clint, at a coffee shop: Can I get a large vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots?

Natasha, behind him: JESUS CHRIST, just do cocaine!

so those guys from my last post, right?

mumbos hungry is all nws chat....

it's funny to me that the entry level requirement for being a good captain america is that you have to be in love with Bucky Barnes and that's why john walker was a shit one

OH MY GOD HES RETURNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE OLD OLD MAN ISNT DEAD !

guys @delkta HATES me he wont answer my bazillion asks. this is a sad day i've been denied an older brother. bro really is dean he can't PUBLICALLY CARE ABOUT PEOPLE ESPECIALLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE jerk

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

Farewell online privacy

Just saw a GIF of Clint Barton in casual clothes holding a bow and am now convinced that in universe he has the same famous person situation as Tony Hawk. He is completely unrecognized in public unless in the vicinity of That One Object. ‘It’s random middle aged guy.’ He picks up a bow. ‘Holy shit it’s Hawkeye!’

so i'm partway thru season 4 now. i would hurt people for cas. is this normal am I supposed to feel violent over the silly.

i think maybe the universe should know im now on s3 of supernatural,, my older brother and i are watching episode 1 via discord and yknow we vibin!! this show hurts i love it!!

oh look it’s the whore of the Lake Territories, the one and only Sol!