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Tony: *opens the door*

Small kid: trick or treat!!

Tony: hey buddy, what are you suppose to be?

Small kid: I’m a ghost! booo👻

Tony, comically clutching his chest: wow that was really scary. here you go *hands him a basket of sweets*

*a kid, who was Peter all this time, jumps out from his ghost costume, takes all the candy, and runs into the darkness of the night, maniacally laughing.*

Tony: oMg not again PETER, COME BACK HOME

Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!

Thor: Morning human

Clint: Good morning

Steve: Good Morning!

Bruce: good morning.

Natasha: Good morningg

Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.

Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.

Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

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what the snif? I'm snorfin here

Farewell online privacy

Thunderbolts* Spoilers Without Context

I am horrendously offended I fell for this

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

It’s not fair!