Scooby Doo Villians:

i mean this completely seriously but… a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a little…….little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that

im so tired of being unable to say "no/please stop" because if i do the other person will hurt themself

this made me almost cry thinking about the bond between the siblings, i think it's my favorite peice of elden ring fanart ive seen

sooo i drew my most beloved demigods, all happy and golden ✨ and yes, i 100% see them together, whatcha gonna do about it xd

i also adore the idea of a dragon plushie, it's not mine but it's just too cute not to borrow

also a sketch version

i like it better??

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

aha, i see... dictionaries don't define language, its language that defines dictionaries. and people talk faster than books get written, so sometimes the dictionaries are a little bit behind.

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ive catogorized gamers into three distinct subspecies based off of my own observations

the gamer: just plays video games, normal human

the gaymer: plays videogames but is awesome and queer

the g*mer: average call of duty player screeching slurs in vc

yeah yeah girlcock this girlcock that, but are you sitting next to her on the couch when you dont want to fuck her? are you holding her in platonic comfort when shes sad? are you grabbing her by the wrist at the function so she doesnt get separated from the rest of the girls? are you helping her zip up her dress? is she invited to girls night?

The Dragon Girl is Fat. She spends her day Sleeping on her Hoard of Feathers. They are worth Nothing and yet she is Cozy. The Knights of the Realm stop by her cave to Nap with her. They tell her Bedtime Stories about their Adventures and she Cooks their Food with her Fiery Breath. The Dragon Girl is Fat and she is Beloved for that.

Dying on my warframe hill for my horrible warframe opinion that being horny for warframe is perfectly fine "Except for the weirdos who created and perpetuated the meme about Wisp's ass".

Because I straight up didn't even notice Wisp had a modeled ass for like 2 years

(reminder that this is a shooter where you over the shoulder ADS and NORMALLY have a big intrusive syandana on so like.... how was I supposed to know??)

and found out about it through reading a warframe meme- only to find out you weirdos have been objectifying her ass to the point of COMMUNITY WIDE MEME and somehow I'm the weird one for not having "ass" be a top 5 word that pops into my head when someone says Wisp.

So I've gone full contrarian because I'm annoyed that, community wise, no one can bring up wisp in a serious connotation without slipping in a reference to her fuckin' ass. Like dude, chill.

Imagine if every video about other frames started with extremely weird heavy breathing perversions like what are you doin' bro, I thought this was a video about a wisp build not you splooging over metal cheeks.

wisp ass is a bad meme and those perpetuating it are the lame kind of horny on main. The kind I read as "just weirdly out of place and kind of disrespectful". You may crucify me now.

💪🐟 MY GENDER IS UNDYNE???

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨