Dear Fellow Tumblr Users,

Every time I look at art it feels like I’m eating it with my eyes. The line art and shading, proportions and color palette, All of it shifts around in my eye as if I was holding it in my mouth…

He totally did this didn’t he :)

this is what happened right

My brain is still not adjusted to the idea that it’s the “2020s” like someone will say something so profound like “Megaman 11 came out in 2018” and I’ll think to myself how long ago was that? I could’ve sworn it came out like one or two years ago… and then it’s 6 whole years ago and I just wanna crawl into a small hole and feed off the planets nutrients to build power and generate an invasive hive mind infection for the sole purpose of erasing the idea of years from the minds of the earth…

I hate feeling old…

THE SWAMP IS SUCKING OUT HIS BRAAAAAAAAIN!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

In 2016, I have made a post about how in Super Mario Galaxy, whenever Mario sinks into a swamp, his head shrinks to allow his arm and hand to reach out of the swamp without his head being in the way. Normally, this cannot be seen in-game as it occurs below the surface, and requires external tools to move the game's camera.

If Mario sinks into the swamp after hitting the edge of a platform in the manner shown in the footage, a desync of the animation will occur whereby it will activate while Mario is still almost completely visible. This allows the shrinking of his head to be seen in-game.

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You can only reblog this today.

“At first I thought it was a design flaw… the builders adding a 0 by mistake and extending the floor 10 times its intended length… but as I walked towards the toilet I found that it seemed to be getting further and further away… I started walking faster… feet turn to miles but I don’t seem to be getting closer… I’m running now and the end of the bathroom is getting farther and farther out of sight, I’m sprinting at full speed, the dull need to use the restroom is now a burning pain throughout my entire body, it’s so far. How long have I been running? Every step I take sends a wave of fire through my core. It HURTS!!!! The agony continues and builds with each passing step, what was once a simple task has evolved from a bathroom break to begging permission to lay down and die. I’m progressing solely because to stop now would invalidate all the pain I’ve felt since not just entering the hallway but through my entire life…

And suddenly everything peaks and for a fraction of a second the world is still… And then the toilet reappears on the horizon… It’s getting closer again, the pain is starting to numb… my pace is slowing and the deep agony within me is transforming into neutral complacency… Running turns to walking, Miles back to Feet… And then I’m there… the end of the hallway…

I open the toilet lid and unzip my fly…

I don’t feel like peeing…

I'm always shitting in locations like this

Behold a screenshot of Me playing PVZ heroes

I think this was the last time I felt like I was “good” at this game. But then you know how it is…

You hit a sour streak and try online matches, earning card packs and doing missions but still you keep losing over and over and it’s probably because you don’t have enough cards to make legitimate strategy decks but you’re not gonna shell out $20 bucks for a mobile game. So you just throw yourself at it over and over again. Burning yourself into it because it would be a waste to quit so far in…

They should make this a physical board game, it’s good.

Did some doodles in the clouds today~

They may not be accurate but they’re fun to do!

Sorry I haven’t posted much art in a while… I’ve kinda gotten wrapped around it and I’m trying to improve by a certain margin before posting again…

For some reason i have a habit of setting arbitrary limits on myself before i do something… such as reaching a certain skill level in drawing before sharing it or 100% a game before i move on to play something else… But more than that… with art in particular, i feel a deep yearning to improve… to reach some kind of gold standard… I know it’s not healthy but… sometimes i feel like i can only value myself by my skills and accomplishments rather than anything inherent to myself… it feels like i have to EARN any respect from myself or others because it’s not free… and right now I haven’t earned it yet cause nothing I’ve made is good enough yet…

I want a jumbo plush of these Burger guys

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