Kai: CODE KITKAT CODE KITKAT. DOES ANYONE READ ME!?
Cole: Cake Pop responding! What's happening, Cinnamon Twist!?
Kai: CODE KITKAT!!!
Cole: ... my god-
Cole runs into the living room.
Cole: WU FOUND THE STUFF WE BROKE.
Everyone screams and starts running in different directions.
Lloyd: Snow Cone, La Croix! Get the emergency bags and get the Bounty started!
Lloyd: Fizzle Berry, get the non-perishables!
Lloyd: Cake Pop-!
Kai's screams are heard from across the monastery.
Jay: THEY GOT CINNAMON TWIST!
Zane jumps out the window.
Zane: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-!
Listen to Meta Knight guys. You can't not agree with one of the best warriors in all of the galaxy, right? (He beat Galacta Knight so he's one of the best)
This is also Brawl Meta Knight. Y'know. One of the most overpowered characters in the entire history of Smash. (No, he was INSANE in Brawl. He got banned in most tournaments.)
stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it
In the midst of all of this people gloss over who filmed George, a young black girl named Darnella Frazier who is traumatized and been bullied ever since. Here is the description which was written by her mother and the GoFundMe is run by her:
No offence but its like so telling how all those white pop girls who are all about "women supporting women" and "dont pit women against each other" are silent af about megan thee stallion being shot and the treatment she received abt that news from the media and the internet.Megan legit had to come on twitter and go live on instagram to explain what happened to her and how she was feeling and how it wasn't ok to make JOKES abt her being shot. I haven't seen a single white female musician come up and show sympathy towards megan or even acknowledge what happened to her when they are all so quick to post ig stories about listening to her "bad bitch" anthems.
All these white pop girls' fans love attacking other celebs for not "supporting women" just bc they didn't took their fav white pop girls' side in her beef with another person but are silent about noone having any sympathy towards megan. When taylor swift spoke up about how she was being fucked over by her label everyone and their mothers came out to speak in support of her but when megan thee stallion spoke up about how she was being fucked over by her label she didnt even get half the acknowledgement as taylor, that too was from other black artists.
This is why I've always been apprehensive of the "girl power" and "women supporting other women" shit so many white female celebs are co opting these days. Its almost always by white women for other white women with sometimes a couple women of color thrown in to not look explicitly racist . The music industry only cares about black women as long as long as they are shaking their asses and making songs to jam too. As soon as they ask for support or even SYMPATHY for their struggles people don't want to acknowledge their existence.
Affirmation for writers, please!!
Likes do nothing!!
Made a power point to convince my friend to play CRK with me. I've already dragged 9 people into playing if I get her it'll be 10 and I'll call it a win (Part 1)
Opposite shipping
Zane fighting Kai’s self doubt (the first one is an incorrect quote.)
— — — — — —
Kai with the self doubt: I wouldn’t even date myself.
Zane: Your standards must be impossibly high then.
Kai:
Kai: You smooth, motherfcker.
— — — — — —
Kai after having a fight with Wu: I’m not good enough.
Zane: You’re better than good. You’re magnificent.
Kai: *blushing*
— — — — — —
Kai, looking at the night sky: I wish I was a star.
Zane: But you’re already five stars.
Kai: Zaaaaane.
— — — — — —
Kai after having to stay in bed due to an injury: I’m so stupid.
Zane: Stupidly hot.
Kai, turning red: Oh my god.
— — — — — —
Kai: Am I ever going to find love?
Zane: Well… I did. And I’m looking right at him.
Kai:
Kai, after connecting the dots: FUCK! WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD!
— — — — — —
After getting married…
Kai: Zane?
Zane: Yes?
Kai: Can you give me a pick me up? I don’t feel like myself right now.
Zane: I see. Well, can I order a date in ten minutes?
Kai: Pffft.
Zane: Veggie burger, medium fries, and a medium strawberry raspberry smoothie ordered at your favorite fast food.
Kai: Zane.
Zane: Then get the best seats in the house watching the most finest of cooking served with garlic bread as a side to go with your dinner.
Kai: Oh my god.
Zane: But that is not all. The most softest of blankets complimented with the most exquisite seating. And the best part is that we get it all to ourselves.
Kai, smiling and red: You over-dramatic flirt. You could have said: “Hey, Wanna eat fast food while watching tv and snuggle?”
Zane: I save my over-dramatic flirting for the person I love the most.
Kai: Dork.
the fact that sohla was hired at bon appetit for $50K/year and doesn’t get paid for video appearances like her white colleagues is digusting. anyways here’s a montage of her cooking circles around everyone at ba pic.twitter.com/uzZsRMGIwf
— sarah (@s_whip_)
June 11, 2020
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