Opposite Shipping

Opposite shipping

Zane fighting Kai’s self doubt (the first one is an incorrect quote.)

— — — — — —

Kai with the self doubt: I wouldn’t even date myself.

Zane: Your standards must be impossibly high then.

Kai:

Kai: You smooth, motherfcker.

— — — — — —

Kai after having a fight with Wu: I’m not good enough.

Zane: You’re better than good. You’re magnificent.

Kai: *blushing*

— — — — — —

Kai, looking at the night sky: I wish I was a star.

Zane: But you’re already five stars.

Kai: Zaaaaane.

— — — — — —

Kai after having to stay in bed due to an injury: I’m so stupid.

Zane: Stupidly hot.

Kai, turning red: Oh my god.

— — — — — —

Kai: Am I ever going to find love?

Zane: Well… I did. And I’m looking right at him.

Kai:

Kai, after connecting the dots: FUCK! WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD!

— — — — — —

After getting married…

Kai: Zane?

Zane: Yes?

Kai: Can you give me a pick me up? I don’t feel like myself right now.

Zane: I see. Well, can I order a date in ten minutes?

Kai: Pffft.

Zane: Veggie burger, medium fries, and a medium strawberry raspberry smoothie ordered at your favorite fast food.

Kai: Zane.

Zane: Then get the best seats in the house watching the most finest of cooking served with garlic bread as a side to go with your dinner.

Kai: Oh my god.

Zane: But that is not all. The most softest of blankets complimented with the most exquisite seating. And the best part is that we get it all to ourselves.

Kai, smiling and red: You over-dramatic flirt. You could have said: “Hey, Wanna eat fast food while watching tv and snuggle?”

Zane: I save my over-dramatic flirting for the person I love the most.

Kai: Dork.

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Rating: T

Word Count: 1k

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YES YES SPOCK WOOING BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Everyday, Black Women And Girls Are Missing And Either Never Found Or Found Dead.
Everyday, Black Women And Girls Are Missing And Either Never Found Or Found Dead.

Everyday, Black women and girls are missing and either never found or found dead.

Say HER name.

15 year old JOY LYNN. She is missing from Dallas, Texas. The police aren't doing anything, so please, if you suspect anything, found a clue, or whatever, come forward.

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Opposite shipping

Zane fighting Kai’s self doubt (the first one is an incorrect quote.)

— — — — — —

Kai with the self doubt: I wouldn’t even date myself.

Zane: Your standards must be impossibly high then.

Kai:

Kai: You smooth, motherfcker.

— — — — — —

Kai after having a fight with Wu: I’m not good enough.

Zane: You’re better than good. You’re magnificent.

Kai: *blushing*

— — — — — —

Kai, looking at the night sky: I wish I was a star.

Zane: But you’re already five stars.

Kai: Zaaaaane.

— — — — — —

Kai after having to stay in bed due to an injury: I’m so stupid.

Zane: Stupidly hot.

Kai, turning red: Oh my god.

— — — — — —

Kai: Am I ever going to find love?

Zane: Well… I did. And I’m looking right at him.

Kai:

Kai, after connecting the dots: FUCK! WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD!

— — — — — —

After getting married…

Kai: Zane?

Zane: Yes?

Kai: Can you give me a pick me up? I don’t feel like myself right now.

Zane: I see. Well, can I order a date in ten minutes?

Kai: Pffft.

Zane: Veggie burger, medium fries, and a medium strawberry raspberry smoothie ordered at your favorite fast food.

Kai: Zane.

Zane: Then get the best seats in the house watching the most finest of cooking served with garlic bread as a side to go with your dinner.

Kai: Oh my god.

Zane: But that is not all. The most softest of blankets complimented with the most exquisite seating. And the best part is that we get it all to ourselves.

Kai, smiling and red: You over-dramatic flirt. You could have said: “Hey, Wanna eat fast food while watching tv and snuggle?”

Zane: I save my over-dramatic flirting for the person I love the most.

Kai: Dork.

5 years ago

Anyway, daily reminder from a culturally isolated Romani person.

Gypsy does not mean wanderer.

It literally means ‘people from egypt’ or similar, as europeans believed Romani people were from Egypt. It has become known similar to nomad due to how our ancestors have been forced to be nomadic due to racism and ostracization, but it is a SLUR.

Romani people are STILL being forcibly sterilized.

Romani people are STILL being forced into ghettos.

Romani people are still facing violence and danger in countless European countries- and recently, I’ve seen the beginnings of the extremes in the United States.

Have a little fucking respect and DON’T USE A SLUR THAT’S BEEN USED FOR CENTURIES AGAINST US.

And for the love of whatever’s up there, ESPECIALLY do not use it to describe your witchcraft. It is playing on the ‘magic gypsy’ trope, and is EXTREMELY insulting.

non romani people, please reblog this.

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SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUTTA THIS

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