Hell Yeah

Screaming , crying , throwing up .

DO YE WORK UP AN APPETITE

I love you Frenchie never change.

ENHYPEN 8TH MEMBER

Intro:

Imagine a world where ENHYPEN debuted as a co-ed group, with 7 men and 1 woman. A world where I-LAND had 33 participants, 23 men and 10 women. Now imagine that that is this world and that girl was called Jung Millie.

OR

ENHYPEN simp for their female member and try not to make it too obvious (they fail).

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Collector 1: I sleep with a knife under my pillow, just in case.

Collector 2: yeah, you never know what can happen so I sleep with an axe.

Y/n: Amateurs.

Collector 1: Yeah? So what do you sleep with?

Y/n: The Corinthian.

Well-

TXT + OFF-STAGE VS. ON-STAGE DUALITY ↳ requested by @starburstfloat

"It wasnt the real mona lisa bc the real mona lisa was painted on wood and thats clearly canvass" versus "It was the real Mona Lisa, just suspend your disbelief for a second" --- fam. Both options are good. Both options are great.

Either it was the real mona lisa, in which case, Miles Bron is a murdering idea-stealing phony who will be forever known as the guy who destroyed THEE mona lisa, and there is absolutely no coming back from that ----

OR, it was a fake, bc the museum was like "lmfao this joker thinks we'd loan him the ACTUAL mona lisa? Ahahahahaha" in which case, there's all the initial press coverage of the explosion and the shitty fuel and the murders and then the revelation that THEE MONA LISA was destroyed on Miles Bron's watch, and all of that plays out across the media, and THEN!!! the Lourve gets to step forward saying "dont worrry guys. We never gave him the real painting. We didn't trust him with it. We gave him a fake and he never noticed," which the media would have a FIELD DAY with, because it's like the resurrection of Jesus only with a painting, instead of a person, and also, the whole thing is funny as FUCK, bc they gave him a fake and he didnt notice, and also-also, clearly the Lourve was ahead of the curve when it came to recognising Miles' stupidity, and it'll stay in the media for WEEKS, that Miles was conned by the lourve and clearly they were right to trick him because LOOK WHAT HAPPENED to the fake Mona lisa, PLUS of course all the rest of the stuff like the 2 murders and the hydrogen fuel and the idea theft and etc.

Like?? There's no losing here. Both options are great. If it was real, then he'll never live it down, and if it was fake, he'll never live it down. Either way: fantastic

#dolphin #bread boy #soobin

Mother, I love him.

Soobin for @njaems

Respect the drip, Karen

Just me . . . reopening tumblr for the third time in the last 30 minutes checking to see if anyone posted anything new since I checked 5 minutes ago.