Collector 1: I sleep with a knife under my pillow, just in case.
Collector 2: yeah, you never know what can happen so I sleep with an axe.
Y/n: Amateurs.
Collector 1: Yeah? So what do you sleep with?
Y/n: The Corinthian.
#pleaselovetheodimas #morepeopleneedtowatchthisshow
Onion Headlines
#tiny fist of vengeance is the superhero we never knew we needed
tiny and excited fist of vengeance!
Lockwood & Co. (2023—) 1.02: Let Go of Me
the way joohyuk acts in vigilante tho.. i love to see a man act crazy (in tv ofc) and he just doessss it for me. especially in that one scene he’s talking to the cop that knowssss he’s the vigilante and the way he acts so cocky and akebdksmankaoasnaj like the head tilt, the subtle smirk… PLEASEEEE WEDNESDAY HURRY UP
I know it’s early doors but…(SPOILERS FOR TEAM CONFIGURATIONS)
Dara O’Briain, Fern Brady, and John Kearns- A recently married middle aged man trying desperately to bond with the adult children of his new wife. He’s bought them presents of things his wife remembered her kids liking when they were teenagers and have since grown out of.
Sarah Millican and Munya Chawawa- An auntie and her favorite nephew out on a day of shopping. He’s treating her, just because, and is about to surprise with a nice lunch.
there is so many thoughts in my head right now and approximately zero of them are safe for work
these spot the difference games are getting harder nowadays 🤨
Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.
branching out from incorrect quotes 💪💪
a meme for those who want to pester their families/friends/group chats into watching lockwood and co 😉