When Frank Is In Charge Of Getting Matt's Birthday Cake

You know he's gonna get the girl when he sits down and quietly says "I was orphaned aged six...."

Look at his face. Benoit Blanc said to Helen that the killer would know she wasn't Andi, but LOOK AT HIS FACE. Miles "Vainglorious Buffoon" Bron is a bigger idiot than Blanc proclaimed. This is the face of a man realizing for the first time who Helen is. Birdie was quicker to connect the dots than Miles. We can't know if Miles sent the puzzle box to Andi so he could pretend he didn't know she was dead or because he legit forgot to tell his puzzle guy to remove Andi from his friend list, but this is the face of a man who had no idea Andi had a twin sister. This man shit himself when he saw "Andi" getting off that boat because HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK SHE'S ALIVE AND SHE KNOWS I TRIED TO KILL HER FUCK FUCK FUCK THINK MILES THINK. Duke showed him the news article about Andi's death, so you'd think that's when Miles would remember Andi had a twin sister, but noooooo, this flabbergasted face tells me that despite the articles he still thought that Andi was alive and on his island. When "Andi" shows up with the envelope and blood on her blouse this dude must have almost had a heart attack because FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY WONT THIS WOMAN FUCKING DIE. It isn't until Benoit Blanc says that Andi had a twin sister that the lightbulb lights up and Miles' face goes from surprise to giving Helen the stink eye and then pure rage and hatred.

I've watched this movie 4 times and each time this man gets dumber and dumber.

Captain Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, your reputation precedes you. Thank you, Sir. Wasn’t a compliment.

I love all the tiny details in Glass Onion, like the way Miles freezes whenever there's a crisis and then does the first thing that comes to mind without thinking two seconds about it and expects the best outcome every time. Andi found the napkin? Uhhhhh go there immediately and. Kill her? Yeah that took care of i-- wait I went with my signature one of a kind car and now Duke knows I was there uhhh invite all the gang to reiterate my control over them, the pretext can be.... Well I just murdered someone so a murder mystery. What to do with the damning evidence? Nothing, display it in plain sight, aren't I clever. Andi shows up after I killed her? Do literally nothing and pretend everything is fine. Duke connected the dots and wants to blackmail me? Kill him-oh shit police?? Uh uh uhhhh- oh yeah that stupid dock doesn't work, whew

Like, you can see his brain displaying a 404 error message untill someone solves the problem for him or takes someone else's idea for the situations

Forgive me for not being okay right now

Scruffy Glen is scruffy

the way joohyuk acts in vigilante tho.. i love to see a man act crazy (in tv ofc) and he just doessss it for me. especially in that one scene he’s talking to the cop that knowssss he’s the vigilante and the way he acts so cocky and akebdksmankaoasnaj like the head tilt, the subtle smirk… PLEASEEEE WEDNESDAY HURRY UP

#pleaselovetheodimas #morepeopleneedtowatchthisshow

OMITB + Screenshots of Despair

Onion Headlines

Rian Johnson: So he has this live in male-partner

Arthur Conan Doyle: Ah they're in a very ambiguous but most assuredly platonic relations-

Rian Johnson: Nah they gay as hell lmfao

i am on my knees