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Stage Name: Millie
Birth Name: Jung Millie
Korean Name: Jung Min-Yeon
(Face Claim: Kim Dayeon of Kep1er)
Position: Main Vocalist, Centre
Birthday: 24th August 2003
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Chinese Zodiac: Goat
Height: 173 cm (5'7")
Blood Type: A+
MBTI: ESFP
Nationality: British-Korean
Representative Animal: Mouse
Facts about Millie:
Millie has a twin brother and an older sister, but she's closer with her brother (Applicant Profile)
Born in London England. She moved to Korea with her brother when they were 15 because she wanted to pursue a K-Pop career and her brother wanted to become an actor.
Training Period: 1 year, 8 months.
She ranked 3rd in the final episode of I-LAND with 1,179,633 votes.
Lovelies is Millie's fandom name created by fans.
Education: St Albans High School For Girls, Hanlim Multi Art School.
Habits: Chewing her lower lip (in interviews, the members can be seen pulling her lip from her teeth), flaring her nostrils when she's mad, smoothing her left eyebrow when concentrating.
Millie's favourite colours are purple and maroon.
Her family have a pet dog named Sylvia and a cat named BB.
She is a former SM Entertainment (2017-2018) and BigHit Entertainment (2018-2019) trainee.
Her role models are The Boys' Q, TXT's Taehyun and BTS' V (Applicant Profile).
Millie's charm is speaking English to the members to help teach them, but also forgetting words in Korean/English and filling them in with the other language.
Specialty: Singing, dancing, eating quickly and ice skating and badminton (Self-Revised Profile).
Hobbies: Watching TV shows that she's already watched, dancing in the rain (Self-Revised Profile).
Charming Point: Impressions, sparkling eyes, wink (Self-Revised Profile).
Her nicknames are Mills, Millington (Jake), Milton (Jake), Millicent (Jake), Minnie, Yeonie, Neo (Self-Revised Profile).
Likes: Jungwon, Jake, all the members, chocolate, massive hugs, forehead kisses, kimbap and ENHYPEN (Self-Revised Profile).
Dislikes: Being lied to, staying inside when it's raining, people bad-mouthing England (Self-Revised Profile).
Her motto is "Oh well..." (Self-Revised Profile).
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An Update to the whole "I'm married to James Bond" because...
Hugh really said it out loud and Chris Pine over here getting excited
Like.... Hugh is a menace
WHY IS HE SO FUNNY
Just a girl and her boyfriend and his boyfriend solving mysteries
I love you Frenchie never change.
"It wasnt the real mona lisa bc the real mona lisa was painted on wood and thats clearly canvass" versus "It was the real Mona Lisa, just suspend your disbelief for a second" --- fam. Both options are good. Both options are great.
Either it was the real mona lisa, in which case, Miles Bron is a murdering idea-stealing phony who will be forever known as the guy who destroyed THEE mona lisa, and there is absolutely no coming back from that ----
OR, it was a fake, bc the museum was like "lmfao this joker thinks we'd loan him the ACTUAL mona lisa? Ahahahahaha" in which case, there's all the initial press coverage of the explosion and the shitty fuel and the murders and then the revelation that THEE MONA LISA was destroyed on Miles Bron's watch, and all of that plays out across the media, and THEN!!! the Lourve gets to step forward saying "dont worrry guys. We never gave him the real painting. We didn't trust him with it. We gave him a fake and he never noticed," which the media would have a FIELD DAY with, because it's like the resurrection of Jesus only with a painting, instead of a person, and also, the whole thing is funny as FUCK, bc they gave him a fake and he didnt notice, and also-also, clearly the Lourve was ahead of the curve when it came to recognising Miles' stupidity, and it'll stay in the media for WEEKS, that Miles was conned by the lourve and clearly they were right to trick him because LOOK WHAT HAPPENED to the fake Mona lisa, PLUS of course all the rest of the stuff like the 2 murders and the hydrogen fuel and the idea theft and etc.
Like?? There's no losing here. Both options are great. If it was real, then he'll never live it down, and if it was fake, he'll never live it down. Either way: fantastic
Look at his face. Benoit Blanc said to Helen that the killer would know she wasn't Andi, but LOOK AT HIS FACE. Miles "Vainglorious Buffoon" Bron is a bigger idiot than Blanc proclaimed. This is the face of a man realizing for the first time who Helen is. Birdie was quicker to connect the dots than Miles. We can't know if Miles sent the puzzle box to Andi so he could pretend he didn't know she was dead or because he legit forgot to tell his puzzle guy to remove Andi from his friend list, but this is the face of a man who had no idea Andi had a twin sister. This man shit himself when he saw "Andi" getting off that boat because HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK SHE'S ALIVE AND SHE KNOWS I TRIED TO KILL HER FUCK FUCK FUCK THINK MILES THINK. Duke showed him the news article about Andi's death, so you'd think that's when Miles would remember Andi had a twin sister, but noooooo, this flabbergasted face tells me that despite the articles he still thought that Andi was alive and on his island. When "Andi" shows up with the envelope and blood on her blouse this dude must have almost had a heart attack because FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY WONT THIS WOMAN FUCKING DIE. It isn't until Benoit Blanc says that Andi had a twin sister that the lightbulb lights up and Miles' face goes from surprise to giving Helen the stink eye and then pure rage and hatred.
I've watched this movie 4 times and each time this man gets dumber and dumber.