Alternatively:

That sounds like my kind of sandwich

Do you realize these are in the main body not the tags

twisting and bitturning

Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

Yes, yes, yes, yes, no, and yes

Bite me!!!!!!!

How do I answer all three depending on the day

Okay fair I am very competitive and I do theater which is like band in that it might as well be three extracurriculars at once.

In my band the competitive section is the clarinets though

hey y’all take my marching band uquiz

I personally am partial to using spam

CAN WE PLEASE COLLECTIVELY COME UP WITH A GENDER NEUTRAL TERM FOR “SIR” AND “MA’AM”???? I SWEAR IM NOT TRYING TO MISGENDER YALL ITS JUST MY SOUTHERN UPBRINGING KICKING ME IN THE TEETH!!!!!!

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