I’m not sure my band director sleeps he has a cat and a kitten he got this winter break
Apparently his cat can play every instrument known to man better than we can play them especially the brass maybe because our director plays trombone or just because Trumpets. No explanation needed
Boy do I have a story to tell. One day, my band director (we'll call him Mr. Finger (an inside joke)), was teaching the fall semester concert band class and he got a little sidetracked.
Mr Finger: Connor, I had a really weird dream about you last night.
Connor, the lead alto saxophone and drum major: What
Mr Finger: So we were at band rehearsal and for some reason, it was at my mom's house. Her backyard was really huge, like football field huge, and I asked the drum majors to draw yard lines. But they were really bad yard lines. So I called Connor and Ashley over and was like, yo, redo this yard lines. Connor, get the tape measurer. But Connor flipped OUT on me and said, "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TAPE MEASURER IS!! THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE!! WHY WOULD I KNOW WHERE IT IS??" (Note: Connor is a very nice person to adults so this is strangely out of character). So, I told Connor to come into my office, which was actually my mom's kitchen. I told him to sit on the ground but it was cold, so I gave him a pink fuzzy comforter. Here's where it gets blurry, because I also remember Connor's parents showing up in an Oscar Meyer Weenie Van and having hotdog kids. Weird dream. Anyway-
The Class: stunned because wtf was that
I was told this story at rehearsal that day. Fast forward a little bit into clarinet sectionals. Connor is looking at the award cases and my friend asks,
"hey, are you looking for the measuring tape??"
Connor: *most terrifying death glare ever (he is a skinny white boy)*
My friend: *actually starts crying*
Anyway
Listen if you die we’re going to have to march with a hole the entire season so take care of your bodies
another reminder as I go to my first day of band camp - don't die. I can guarantee pushing yourself until you die will not help your section. most times it will hurt them. if you hurt your ankle in drill - take a few reps off. if you are in actual danger of throwing up or passing out, take a little break. drink some water. stretch out your hands, percussionists. it's to no one's benefit if you can't function
Now I’ve never played oboe (my sister has) or bass clarinet for that matter so take this with a grain of salt.
That seems like it’d be a pretty big change if you’ve never played bass clarinet before changing from a double reed to a single reed and also how loose you have to be for lower instruments. It might be easier to start with soprano clarinet since it’ll have similar music to oboe, you wouldn’t have to be as loose in your lips, and it’s also just a lot lighter.
band people, i am considering switching to bass clarinet for marching band next year, what do y'all think
Bite me!!!!!!!
How do I answer all three depending on the day
Okay fair I am very competitive and I do theater which is like band in that it might as well be three extracurriculars at once.
In my band the competitive section is the clarinets though
hey y’all take my marching band uquiz
My band director put a hole in the ceiling with a trumpet mute
the band room
When I first stepped into the place that we call
“the band room,”
I didn’t like it at all.
There was paint peeling
off the walls
and there were stains
on the carpet.
The room smelled like wet socks after it rained,
and instrument cases hung out of the cubbies.
But that was when the room was empty.
When my fellow band kids stepped inside
the stains on the floor magically disappeared.
When music filled the air
no one cared about how much paint was peeling off the walls.
When we came back in after a long marching practice
no one cared that they were sweaty or cold
because the room felt like a warm hug.
After we came back from a long competition,
the band room was still waiting for us.
It always seemed to have that effect
when the people I cared about most were in it.
On the last day I stepped into that room with my friends
they told me that the carpenters had finally painted over the off-white walls.
The old crusty carpet had been replaced with clean, gray fuzz.
I didn’t notice because to me
it had always looked that way with my friends in it.
When it was finally time to leave,
I stopped at the door
and smiled at the one place that had been a constant
when everything else in my life had seemed to change.
I guess that’s the thing about the band room.
It tricked me into thinking
four years
was a very long time.
day 9/10:
I am not your flute nemesis named Amanda
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
It has many voices there’s a dog, Christina Aguilera, dad jokes……
We're on a road trip rn and the GPS dude is some weird AI thing? He tells jokes? I'm terrified and my dad WON'T explain
Minor she/her and band nerdI play clarinet and alto sax
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