5sos With Their Kids

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Steve: I think you and Tony don’t really match. And the fact that you know each other not much at all proves that it is just an affection.

Stephen: God, can’t find it…

Steve: Find what?

Stephen: Where I asked for your fucking opinion.

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5sos with their kids

luke's daughter: daddy can you give me ceweal?

luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL

ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART

ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*

calum's son: *walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go

luke's daughter: *blushes*

calum: look at my son, picking up chicks like-

luke: continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off

michael's son: daddy uncle luke said balls hehe

michael: there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*

calum: god michael ur such an asshole

ashton's son: daddy what's an asshole

ashton: oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID

luke: stop screaming jesus christ

luke's daughter: *counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...

michael's son: ur a loser lol

michael: that's my son right there

luke: oh jeez not again

calum's son: daddy did you get another tattoo

calum: yeah but don't tell mom

calum's son: but you can't hide that

calum: not if you wear a sweater, son

luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS

luke: whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD

all the kids: uncle calum

luke: *glares at calum*

michael's son: daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?

ashton: oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER

calum's son: isn't that my daddy's job

calum: nice one *high fives son*

luke: why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal

luke's daughter: daddy what does damn me-

ashton: no need to learn that word child, no need