Yes! Cards Against Muggles has become a reality for every Harry Potter fan living on the planet. And, yes the card game is based on Cards Aginst Humanity. So all the same rules apply and even the wicked obscenities will be present.
The game is strictly for Potter fans over 18.
Jonas Brothers - Year 3000
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
APRIL BABY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
MAY BABY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.
JUNE BABY
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
JULY BABY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
AUGUST BABY
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
OCTOBER BABY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
Holy smoked sausages
Summary: Ashton is feeling a little cocky after a successful band practice.
Masterlist
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Rating: R
Word Count: 2,331
Song: A Little Death//The Neighbourhood
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I stood on my tiptoes, scrambling through the wooden cupboards of...
It's so pretty 😍😍
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luke's daughter: daddy can you give me ceweal?
luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*
calum's son: *walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
luke's daughter: *blushes*
calum: look at my son, picking up chicks like-
luke: continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
michael's son: daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
michael: there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
calum: god michael ur such an asshole
ashton's son: daddy what's an asshole
ashton: oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
luke: stop screaming jesus christ
luke's daughter: *counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
michael's son: ur a loser lol
michael: that's my son right there
luke: oh jeez not again
calum's son: daddy did you get another tattoo
calum: yeah but don't tell mom
calum's son: but you can't hide that
calum: not if you wear a sweater, son
luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
luke: whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
all the kids: uncle calum
luke: *glares at calum*
michael's son: daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
ashton: oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
calum's son: isn't that my daddy's job
calum: nice one *high fives son*
luke: why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
luke's daughter: daddy what does damn me-
ashton: no need to learn that word child, no need
Senior Year was supposed to be everything she had ever dreamed.
She was supposed to be a Gilbert, a daughter, and a sister. She was supposed to be Captain of the drill dance team, even if the Mystic Timber Wolfettes was a cheesy name. She was supposed to have gained the love of a Salvatore, one who had promised to protect her, no matter what came. Until she took the plunge and could protect herself, that is. Though probably, still yet, even then.
She thought her final year was going to be the best that it could be, given the fact that she honestly couldn’t remember a time when things had been normal, not anymore.
She was wrong.
One harrowing ultimatum and a heartwrenching betrayal later, everything that was supposed to have been true, is no more. Instead, she finds herself a bloody mess, deep in the wood, and utterly alone. With one move, fate has been set in motion, and nothing that she knew will ever be the same again. Of course, living in a town dubbed Mystic Falls, what more could she really expect?
“Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.” -Oscar Wilde
Fandom: The Vampire Diaries/The Originals
Pairing: Damon Salvatore x OC (Past), Niklaus Mikaelson x OC (Current), Kol Mikaelson x OC (Current), Elijah Mikaelson x OC (Current), Mikaelson Brothers (Triad) x OC (Possibly)
*The OC will have distinctive relationships with each of the Mikaelson Brothers listed above. The reason why will become apparent as you read. I am still yet undecided on the final, endgame pairing.
Warnings: Non-Canon/Crossover Elements (Possibly), Language/Cursing, Adult Themes/Situations, Fighting/Violence/Murder, Slight Gore/Blood, Mythological Themes, Ritualistic/Sacrificial Themes, Supernatural Creatures/Beings, Folklore/Lore, Character Death (Minor, Possible Major), Emotional Stress/Anxiety/Trauma, Possible Mentions of Depression/Angst, Physical Trauma, Major Fluff!, Drinking/Possible Drug Usage (Please Party Responsibly!), Polyamorous Elements, Smut/Sexual Themes and Situations (Seriously)
*Individual Trigger Warnings/NSFW Warnings will be noted on each chapter.
This is a previously posted work of fiction that I first began on FanFiction(Net). I’ll be editing and posting what I started with there, first, before continuing it. If you recognize the story and have concerns, please send me a message!
Prologue [Coming Soon, November 2nd]
Part One [Coming Soon, November 9th]
Part Two [Coming Soon, November 16th]
Part Three [Coming Soon, November 23rd]
*Release Dates are subject to change, either because of prior engagements or my inability to make you guys wait!
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