The Holy Trinity of geniuses wearing the Purple Shirt of Sexiness
So this took me longer to read than I expected! Your handwriting never changed Hunter!
This boy is so much more than just the hottest buttercream bae
He’s so supportive of his friends
He’s never complained abour Conor being more popular/talented
He loves his friends to death and admires them
He is SO chill
Seriously how chill can you be
But even with all this chill, he’s still a classy motherfucker
He is so creative and genuine
He ALWAYS tries so hard to be good
He loves #banter
He has come so far since he first uploaded a video
He loves to help his friends and their respectives carreers
He enjoys doing youtube
JACK MAYNARD IS MORE THAN A PRETTY FACE PLEASE ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT
(and that includes jack bc I sometimes feel like Jack also thinks hes just a pretty face at times)
New in town, the reader meets shy Spencer Reid as she moves in to same apartment building as him. The two start a tentative relationship until a secret from her past threatens to tear them apart.
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luke's daughter: daddy can you give me ceweal?
luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*
calum's son: *walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
luke's daughter: *blushes*
calum: look at my son, picking up chicks like-
luke: continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
michael's son: daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
michael: there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
calum: god michael ur such an asshole
ashton's son: daddy what's an asshole
ashton: oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
luke: stop screaming jesus christ
luke's daughter: *counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
michael's son: ur a loser lol
michael: that's my son right there
luke: oh jeez not again
calum's son: daddy did you get another tattoo
calum: yeah but don't tell mom
calum's son: but you can't hide that
calum: not if you wear a sweater, son
luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
luke: whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
all the kids: uncle calum
luke: *glares at calum*
michael's son: daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
ashton: oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
calum's son: isn't that my daddy's job
calum: nice one *high fives son*
luke: why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
luke's daughter: daddy what does damn me-
ashton: no need to learn that word child, no need
tell me this is just a dream
Tony: You want me to talk to Barnes? I don’t know, Rhodey…
Rhodey: Psh, sorry. I just thought he was really into you.
Tony: He is. He’s obsessed with me. I’m all, “what do you want for dinner?” and he’s like, “Tony, I’m obsessed with you.”
Rhodey: …Uh-huh.
He is so adorable #louisisaborable
Yes! Cards Against Muggles has become a reality for every Harry Potter fan living on the planet. And, yes the card game is based on Cards Aginst Humanity. So all the same rules apply and even the wicked obscenities will be present.
The game is strictly for Potter fans over 18.