Prophet Of The Potato

I got saffron ice cream!

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

An old pencil, paper and ink piece I'm still pretty proud of after all these years.

D&D tiefling cleric, I got to play her exactly once for one session but the design is still neat.

Welcome to british rail. Enjoy your complimentary brick to the groin. that'll be £200.

"More than a Fool"

BONUS ROUND

Waaaaay back in the Horse Days I made a series of MLP themed posters where the main idea was to not actually show the horses at all -try to keep it a little vague, but still use all their colours and symbols.

I think it came from the idea that some people would like to show their fandom of MLP without the obvious and implicit ponys in it for one reason or another, ergo the posters.

This one is Discord; who was always great fun, shame the VA is a nob.

ACAB

I used to want to be a police officer once, but now I know better. Institutional violence is nothing to aspire to.

I always kind of assumed the smith hammered the shards into the bottle after heating it up, not really making it much bigger but more potent.

estus flask upgrade

Art Fight! Attack #1

@xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx cool 'Sploon OC, consider the first blow struck!

Team werewolf bay-beeeeeeeeee

Observers Guide to Kobolds #1

Tools, with Illustrations!

The first hole a kobold will make is a small burrow in the soft loam or sand. They use their tough nails to dig a hole big enough to sleep in, and hide in. Familys and tribes will make a burrow-village of connected tunnels.

Next the kobold will find a suitable strong rock, one that can be knapped like flint, and they will break a sharp line along one side to give it an edge. This tool can be used and made when there is little to no wood or metal available, and whilst heavy and not the most effective, it can break down materials the kobolds nails cannot or would take months of scratching to achieve.

If metal and wood are available, the kobold can start to make mining and digging tools that humans and dwarves would recognise. Crude and humble they may be, with shafts of bone and heads of scrap copper, but they perform their task well.

KHALIDA DANCE

I’m about a year or so late on this meme, but I thought it was fun to make a little animation of everyone’s favourite snake obsessed vampire exterminator.

Mistakes into Miracles

I seem to recall a reason why Tom Lehrer stopped making new music was because he felt like nothing he could make could match the depraved cruelty and absurdity of the times he found himself in later on.

Anyway, you have to try I suppose.

Fuck the gruesome twosome. Facism will consume itself.