Observers Guide To Kobolds #1

'Sploon Sayin's

I was playing a few rounds of Splatoon 2 with the husban, and he kept pointing out how my trek-like uniform made me look like an air stewardess, and lo' these words did eminate from mine lips.

emotional state/Live Octoling Reaction™️ when it’s 2am I lose near every splatfest battle i got in, getting in 2 x10 battles in a row, losing both , saying “look I’ll do one more match but it’s getting depressing” then somehow with 0 festival shells WINNING A 100x by 1%

art by @chunky-doggo who was there to witness this irl xD <3 <3

Delightful loveloaf!

The Impatient Queen

Agaisnt the storm is a very fun city builder with some really cool lore, one bit of which is the mysterious queen who we never really see- aside from her mask of course.

We Suffer for our Children

I love my weasels. They love my ears.

As a person who worked in a government office, this really pissed me off. We could all just actually do work until its time to leave each day and therefore get everything done faster for the people of our country whom we are supposed to work for, but they don't assign enough actual stuff to do per person per day if they just did it.

The reason why most government services are slow and clunky is because if I tried to, as an individual, make it run smoother or faster, I get told off or fired. They only want people who can pretend to be busy or toe the line of minimum actual output.

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

Boxed Weasel

Contains 1 weasel (Mustela furo).

Kevin Wettsworth; The Parable

Kevin, great and mighty, voiced by the amazing @earndiltheequalizer!

The folk over at Ogre Poppenang have the remarkable ability to make a character hilarious one moment, and heartbreaking the next. I think Kevin here is one of my favourites. I hope he survives the series.

Lemme tell ya, making a guy with a nose like a mosquito look forward wasn't easy, but I think I got it in the end.

Back on the Beans Boys!

I love the soft textures on this, and the mix of warm tones and earthy ones.

I found this old study I forgot about saved on my phone. BEANS!