I Just Had To Write A CV For The First Time. I Wanna Take My Eyeball Out With An Icecream Scoop.

Them <333

Ryan “I don’t know how to comfort him” Ezrahler and Dylan “I wonder if I can shoot the shotgun with one hand” Lenivy

The only trans guy in the "girls, gays, and theys" club who also spent a majority of his transition self-censoring to make sure he was as small and non-threatening as he could possible be about to experience the biggest boner-euphoria combo of his life: Force masc? What's that?

getting misgendered by adults but universally correctly gendered by children makes me feel like some sort of fairy creature thats true form is only perceptible to children

For a while i thougth i was bi but had terrible taste and that was why i only feel for men. Im not sure what this says about me as a person

I love being bi and having horrific taste wish I could put it on my resume

Dude what I would give to just be pet. To have someone sit and absent mindedly caress me and occasionally call me his good boy as he does whatever else he’s doing while I sit across his lap. Essentially I just want to be an actual dog.

[especially if he’s trans and it turns into nasty debased dirty unholy t4t gay sex]

WELL FUCK NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO WRITE JAM IN THE FIRST SAW MOVIE TRAP.

Lawrence gordon is Masky (a theory)

Ankles? Gone

Boyfriend? Gone

Apparently working for a mastermind which they actually probably hate? Check

Sexy lil grimble gonks? Check

I rest my case

AND AND AND ??????? IMAGINE MASKY WITH A FUXKIHG CANE AFTER ALEX BREAKS HIS LEG??????

Usgwggwhs that's actually such a killer concept actually???

ESPECIALLY IF WE GO WITH THE IDEA OF ADAM BEING JAY??? which is just STRANGELY perfect???? like

the autism is autismising.

two losers with a camera who stalk their bf GREAAHHHHH.

so then I offer ...

TIM AND JAY (or all of marble hornets) IN A SAW TRAP!!!!!!!!

HELLO

jay being gay wasnt a last second choice then huh

listen, i dont like both billy and jason but i would fuck them both.

good riddance live