NOOOOOOO MY BOYFREINDSS

How is it that I am 100% certain that my ship will be canon yet at the same time have barely a crumb of hope it will be canon, you ask? Well, sorry to disappoint, but I don’t fucking know and I hate it here please help me

The devil works hard but fanfic writers work harder

Ps. Y’all are amazing and the most creative writers ❤︎. keep up the amazing work ✩

Isnt this just the interty off marble hornets?

how can you be smiling right now, even though were in the scary tunnel...?

Can we all please agree that being talked through it is easily the hottest thing during sex or even teasing...

"thats it just like that"

"such a good boy for me yeah?"

"you take me so well.."

"look at me... That's it.. let go.."

"look at me when I fuck you."

"yeah you want that?"

"use your words darling"

"thats it just let me take care of you."

"tell me what you want"

"tell me what I'm doing to you"

"look at this? Look how hard and wet you are"

"so soft..."

Like... Guys... I think I'd genuinely cum on the spot if someone held my chin and asked me to use my words... Just saying

im sorry, did PEOPLE FORGET WE'RE BOYCOTTING EUROVISION???

people and their "activism" i swear.

boycott eurovision. free palestine. fuck the zionist occupation.

man hating will never be progressive. you can't take terf shit and slap a rainbow coat of paint on it and act like it's somehow now based and woke and pro queer rights. snap out of it.

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

guy whos soooo haunted but very kissable about it