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SLENDERVERSE SEXYMAN POLLS: ROUND 3

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my contribution to the quarry fandom

i didn’t think i cared That Much about steve/eddie but. now there’s hot transmascs making tiktok skits about them. so. i do care. a lot.

GET THIS UGLY CLOWN OFF MY DASH. TUMBLR IS NOT A SAFE SPACE ANYMORE.

HES SO SCARY

Yep, I’m definitely in love with this man.

k

I think y’all are confusing headcanons for canon. CANON: Mike and Eleven are dating and are madly in love. He’s loved her since he first saw her in the woods. They have difficult moments like all couples do but they have been together since season 1. Will has a crush on Mike but knows it’s likely unrequited. He is sad. Mike can be awkward around will sometimes. He is a teenage boy.

HEADCANON: Mike Wheeler is actually madly in love with Will and repressing his homosexuality or whatever. I know this because I got drunk on kaypeace theories and theories from beepbobop and Hawkins school counselor or whatever. He doesn’t love El, he only kissed her because she looked like a boy. Don’t you see how he gazes into Will’s eyes?

Like. Guys. ‘cmon. I get wanting more queer rep (even though y’all already have Robin but whatever), but you can’t write essays and make up theories and then get upset when the show doesn’t follow the headcanon you literally made up. Mike and El are CANON. Mike and Will are a theory.

Watch the show.

k

I post for the bitches who stutter, misspeak, mumble, and speak with an incoherent flow that only makes sense if you are in my brain

Pogtopia was so underrated omg

Remember pogtopia?

TIM HAS TO WIN HE IS THE TRUE SV SEXYMAN

alex losing the sexyman poll (as of rn) is so bittersweet to me. like yeah he killed habit and evan which. i was secretly rooting for ngl but he has to die for tim to carry the torch and kill more blorbos….. at what cost…