Shout Out To The 3 Bitches Who Always Comment On My Fics. I Always Know They Got Me No Matter What.

TIM HAS TO WIN HE IS THE TRUE SV SEXYMAN

alex losing the sexyman poll (as of rn) is so bittersweet to me. like yeah he killed habit and evan which. i was secretly rooting for ngl but he has to die for tim to carry the torch and kill more blorbos….. at what cost…

they’re in love your honor

*taps microphone*

Experimenting with your gender exclusively in a sexual context is not deviant, wrong, or inherently harmful to the transgender community.

*I am immediately shot between the eyes by a sniper*

apply juice

my contribution to the quarry fandom

The pinnacle of romance is threatening someone with a broken beer bottle and them being oddly into it.

Sometimes the autism wins and you have too lay in the foster position watching steven unviverse for 5 hours straight.

Them <333

Ryan “I don’t know how to comfort him” Ezrahler and Dylan “I wonder if I can shoot the shotgun with one hand” Lenivy

Dude what I would give to just be pet. To have someone sit and absent mindedly caress me and occasionally call me his good boy as he does whatever else he’s doing while I sit across his lap. Essentially I just want to be an actual dog.

[especially if he’s trans and it turns into nasty debased dirty unholy t4t gay sex]