Why does God hate me?
She craves the Cheerios
Circe will commit war crimes for Cheerios
When I see someone in public who is reading a smutty book, I tell them that it's a really good book weather or not I've read it.
The panic in their eyes fuels me.
My ass may be chronic but my pain is iconic.
"I have book smarts"
"I have street smarts"
I have a hyper specific combination that allows me to kick your ass while explaining why the Trojan War could have actually been possible
I need a website that can find an existing sewing pattern for a cosplay. I want to take a picture of what I want and I want to see a matching pattern.
Dargoa: Actual human interaction
Erik: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gondola for 30 minutes can’t?
600 strike except when Odysseus drops the Trident, it's the metal pipe sound effect.
He's new