I Laughed Way To Hard At This

Does anybody else just want to cry when they see a math problem?

Like I don't care that Jorge has 20 watermelons or that he has to launch them to his friend Bianca on the fifth floor of their building. He can figure that out himself.

Happy one year anniversary of this post.

Someone please help Amber.

I do the dancy dance to get in my panty pants.

Me and a friend were talking about smut books and they described one as 'homoerotic'.

But I heard Homer erotic.

So, naturally, I asked, 'What does Odysseus have to do with this?'

Why do TV shows make the literal spawn of Satan so damn hot!??!

PREACH

💀 Someone just told me "exercise shouldn't hurt at all, if it does, you're doing it wrong" because I said I was resting because everything hurt like hell after exercising a little the other day and I literally laughed in their face. Like I'm sorry, but I have a chronic pain disorder, everything hurts, all the time. If pain means I'm doing something wrong, I've been doing everything wrong for years.

But please enlighten me more about how my body should feel doing exercise, when you're a random able-bodied fucker who I never asked for advice from in the first place.

Pinterest, what the fuck

Me: You know how to play the fiddle???

You go to hell, but Satan tells you he’ll send you to heaven if you can beat him in one game of your choice.

It's so weird that my school is actually really trying to help with my education.

Context - I have been out of school for the past month and a half due to chronic health flares, and that led to me falling behind. And now if I did feel good enough to get to school, I would be chapters behind my classmates. I have in my 504 that I can miss as many days as needed without consequences.

Anyways, I got a call from my principal a couple days ago and my mind automatically went to thinking the worst. Instead he had asked if there was anything that the school could do or provide to let me be able to catch up faster.

I read about all these horror stories about the schools system being absolutely terrible to people with disabilities and was caught off guard with the support my school is giving to me.