Fundraisings:

Second one is at exactly 25%

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

Kon, having just found out one of Tim’s contingencies for him involves turning him into a worm

Kon: …

Kon: Hey Tim? Wo–

Tim: yes I’d still love you if you were a worm

Kon: I’m oddly okay with this plan

Ghost, getting back from leave:"hi, girlies!"

Soap:

Gaz:

Price:

Ghost:"shit wrong personality."

Soap:"you- DID YOU JUST CALL US GIRLIES?"

Ghost:"do you wanna keep your hand? If so you should stop talking."

Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

This actually makes me feel a whole lot better. Unfortunately I believe it's my boyfriend's son that's doing that. Don't you just love 11 year olds telling you that you belong in the kitchen and you are such a waste of womanhood? I know I sure do! Oh he is also saying how I am in my "prime" (what the fuck does that mean! I need to know😭) and that I have such "wonderful childbearing hips", can't forget about that part. He's such a sweet, darling, normal child, who I don't have to fear for the girls around him!😅

Can I hire them for when I need blood drawn? I'm not nervous or scared to get it down but I still want this service please I will give you all my money, hell take my house! Just please I want this so fucking bad😂

They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

This is how my friend is, he has done a similar thing just for his godson

Just a reminder Elliot knight is a Zionist.