This Actually Makes Me Feel A Whole Lot Better. Unfortunately I Believe It's My Boyfriend's Son That's

Soap:"see! Isn't this fun?"

Ghost:"It's gay."

Soap:"we're gay."

Ghost:"I'm not this fucking gay."

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

I need more octopus things on my fyp immediately

Octopus filmed changing colours while sleeping.

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.

Been on motorcycle tiktok… thinking about these two f-ing around on their motorcycles…

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Duke: There’s a cop

Jason: Just drive away it’s fine

Duke: No s*** I’m already on the other side of the city

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Bruce: We’re on the same side of the police, even if they’re corrupt we’re all for justice

Duke, a Robin during the Robin War, a motorcyclist, and a black teenager: Uh huh. Of course

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Dick: There’s a motorcyclist going 200 in Crime Alley

Jason: Damn, that’s me

Dick: Sick, do a wheelie

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.

Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”

Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*

Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”

Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’

And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?

Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.

Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.

deadpool's cute little thigh straps, like if you agree

Most annoying thing about tourists especially us Americans like keep fucking moving please

tourists need to be fucking mindful of where they are because god fucking damn it you cannot abruptly stop in the middle of the fucking sidewalk just to take a pic of a statue or whatever. you can't make people wait in line for ten minutes just because you want a drink the way they do it in your country even if they keep telling you that it's not possible because they don't have the ingredients etc. jesus fucking christ.