My Friend, A Bi Man, Forgot He Was Attracted To Men, He Married A Man, But His Spouse Came Out At Trans

I CANNOT😭😭

Most annoying thing about tourists especially us Americans like keep fucking moving please

tourists need to be fucking mindful of where they are because god fucking damn it you cannot abruptly stop in the middle of the fucking sidewalk just to take a pic of a statue or whatever. you can't make people wait in line for ten minutes just because you want a drink the way they do it in your country even if they keep telling you that it's not possible because they don't have the ingredients etc. jesus fucking christ.

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I will be doing this to my siblings lmao

I like to think that one day Bruce saw Jason and Dick watching a “Last to leave the___” video and realized that if he made it a challenge they would willingly give themselves a time-out

“Last to leave their room wins a batch of Alfred’s cookies”

GENIUS

He lets them do it for about 24-32 hrs then he makes them leave their rooms and compete in rock-paper-scissors or something to win

It’s the ultimate parent hack:

YouTube loving children meet your dreams and mine

For good luck

Why is it that the responsibility of communication always falls into me. Like you don't have anything to say until I text you, you don't want to tell me anything about that new promotion or partner until I want to call you up for comfort from a friend, you don't have anything to tell me until I reach out. Then like if we see each other in public it's always " You haven't called in a minute, is everything okay with you" or " We haven't talked in a bit" or "You should call more", if you truly wanted to talk then why don't you call? Why is it when I am mad or when I cry (which I don't do often) is it you want to tell me about all the good things happening to you while I just want to rant to you, or you want to complain about the fucking barista making your drink wrong?!?! Why does my life have to be put on hold for others or you have to compare you or your partner working a bit more to buy a fucking house together to my fucking fiance proposing then cheating! Or the fact that your mom/dad forgot to show up to your game ONE FUCKING TIME to my parents never showing to support me only to talk down about how shit I am to my parents not having one fucking photo of me or an achievement of mine but has my siblings finger paintings from kinder, to my parents not going to both of my graduations from high school and college! Like I want to complain that I couldn't do what I loved because I got shitty ass knees that affect my hips and lower back, I don't want to listen to you compare it to you breaking your leg when you were seven! Then they all get mad when I say anything like what the fuck am I suppose to do, not tell you how shit you treat me? Let you walk all over me?! I call you once in a while to talk to you about you but when I call once in a pink fucking moon to talk about me, I'm the bitch for not wanting you to compare yourself to me when it doesn't relate. I like when people try to relate by telling their problems that actually relate to what I am going through, not you saying dumb shit like "oh when I was 12 I moved and lost my friends but it only took a minute to get new ones" to my "I feel like I am being abandoned by my loved ones that I keep trying to please, did I do something wrong, am I upsetting others?". Like no you not seeing your partner a lot because you are putting in extra hours at work to afford a home together does not compare to me being scared to leave my cheating partner because I will have no where to go. Yes that is a problem and something we could talk about when I am not on the verge of a panic attack because of my problem. Then when say all of this people are like you are the problem, you are the reason people don't reach out to you. Like how am I at fault!!!???

This is for everyone who says Dick has the right to hate Talia because she "kidnapped" him.

Dick: YOU LITERALLY KIDNAPPED ME

Talia *appalled*: No I did not! Where do you get off making such accusations?

Dick: I remember you kidnapping me

Talia: No. You remember my father kidnapping you to get Bruce's attention!

Dick: You were obviously in on it

Talia: No I wasn't!! I was in medical school at the time, I have better things to do with my time. You think I am involved in all my father's crazy schemes?

Dick: Well....

Talia: Well I am not! Did you see me when you were kidnapped Richard?

Dick: No....

Talia: Was I in any of the scenes you were kidnapped???

Dick: Well no..but

Talia: There are no buts!!!

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔