I Will Be Skinny By Halloween 🧡

bang bang punch punch babeyyy

lol me @ 4:30am every morning going to classes

~ daily routine ~

Not even on purpose tho. We love a body with chronic pains ✌🏼

ALRIGHT heres my low cal pizza recipe once again

LOW CAL PIZZA- 155 cal for the whole thing!! (each slice is 19 cal)

Ingredients:

low cal tortilla (45 cal)

low cal cheese (40 cal)

whatever toppings u want (pictured is chicken (60 cal)

low cal red sauce (like 10 cal i just use a spoon and scoop a spoonful and a half!)

your favorite seasonings: i use oregano, parsley, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, and pepper.

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 400 and prepare baking sheet.

Spray baking sheet w/ low cal cooking spray/ butter (i use 0 cal avocado spray) around the area your tortilla will lay. set down your tortilla and spray a little bit around the sides of the tortilla as well.

Place the baking sheet with the tortilla in the oven for 3 mins/ until the sides start lifting. 3 mins is usually enough!

Pull the baking sheet out and FLIP THE TORTILLA OVER (this is important) then start adding all your toppings and seasonings.

Put your dressed tortilla back into the oven for another 8-10 mins or until the cheese is melted.

Pull it out and cut it into 8 slices and BOOM there u go! You now have a full pizza thats the same amount of calories as ONE SLICE of regular pizza. and you cant even tell the difference 😛

its sososo yummy and i can eat a few slices and save some for the next day! so many topping options that can increase/decrease the amount of cals! i put some pics of the slices to get a better ID of the size! let me know if u make it!! 🤍🍄 x

poor june

bonus under the cut:

damn, now i generally feel like I would never recover.

Theory Time

So obviously, parallels. There’s more, but this should illustrate my point well enough.

And we all remember what happened to the Handmaid…

I’m just saying…given we’ve seen that Crockercorp is using thoughtwave technology, and since Jane has had the means to prepare this for years, it’s entirely possible that we’re gonna see a sort of “Crockertier Yiffany,” which would obviously have similarities to both Crockertier and Grimbark, which much like the Handmaid will end up basically serving Jane’s purposes against her will.

I’m calling it Crockerbark, and this theory is named Crockerbark Theory.

a thought

water should be free, housing should be free, food should be free, wheelchairs should be free, glasses should be free, hearing aids should be free, medicine should be free.

why should we have to work to pay for things that are absolutely necessary to our survival?

If it's still available, Knight of Light

The Knight of Life

The Knight of Life is someone who is kind and optimistic, always putting others first and taking the step back to allow others to pass them, even when it can be harmful to them.

The Knight of Life is someone who will encourage everyone around them to try their best and if you don’t succeed the first time, try again until you do get it right.

The Knight of Life will help others get past their fears, encouraging them to do things that they’d only wished or dreamed to do one day because the Knight is trying their best to bring out the Life within others.

The Knight of Life at the same time doesn’t really do anything that they’d hoped to do because they believe that they’re not worthy or that they have to work harder to earn their right to do fun things, when really they’ve been going above and beyond the whole time.

The Knight of Life can be seen as something like a perfectionist, always having to do better then they had before, even if they’re already doing the best they can, because they’ll never be satisfied.

The Knight of Life needs to learn to take things down a notch sometimes and to care for themselves more often because while they may be taking care of everyone else’s lives, they’re neglecting their own and that’s never good.