Latest Posts by chip-chicken - Page 3
everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
"damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.
finally I got them all
this tweet is making me choke to death
in love with the way this cop just Source Engine ragdolls down this children’s slide before concussing himself
call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing
starting a collection
On this day of freedom, let's talk about how bald eagles are queer!
It starts with a female eagle named Hope and a male named Valor I. The two settled down to neat together, however Valor I wasn't a great dad. He did show up to incubate the eggs and basically never came around.
In comes another male, Valor II. He immediately did what a good eagle dad is supposed to, incubate, maintain the best, all that. This lead to him becoming Hope's new mate.
Here's where it gets interesting, Valor I didn't seem to mind and actually stuck around! Eventually Hope started mating with both of them, and Valor I even learned to be a good dad!
Unfortunately in 2017 Hope was killed by intruding eagles, but! The two male's actually stuck together and successfully raised their chicks!
Soon enough a new female named Starr came along and joined the two, and now she mates with both males every season!
This arrangement allows for the eagles to have a much more successful rate of raising chicks and fighting off other predators!
This particular story isn't the only one! Bald eagles have been seen in multiple arrangements including two females and one male!
you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
How to tell if you’re Bi:
You have an atomic number of 83
You’re pentavalent
You crystallize into repeating cube shapes
When your surface is exposed to oxygen it oxidizes into a rainbow
You are mildly radioactive with a half life longer than the age of the universe
Lake-Side Gallery
the ten commandments
thog don't caare
if it sucks hit da bricks
play the cards i'm given
pobody's nerfect
this mess is a place
fuck it we ball
it's so over
we're so back
what if the world was made of pudding
there is good in every day
Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing
Some turkey vultures 🖤
took 2 edibles and wound up on the page of a schizophrenic man with a shit kink doing the sketchiest electrical experiments ive seen in months using license plates embued with the power of white girl pussy
Leucistic black vulture (Coragyps atratus)
@ wendybirdsbyrv
fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion
NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.
why is no one talking about the complete lack of bisexual representation on sudoku.com
they should make it easier
The forbidden banana
i love logging in from a new device and receiving an email about it makes me feel like i'm trying to enter some vip fancy building and when they stop me at security i go "actually... I Own The Place"
one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover
here's my impression of one of those painfully earnest self-care posts if it was a youtube poop
🏞️ gentlesestion FolF
hey. don't crHey. one million one million one million one millionTea. eat a pEace of fruif. go for a walk. brew some fruit. go some bruit. eat DINNER. take a showerower. showerowerowerowerTake a shit. cry. don't Your stuffed animals. fuffed animals. fuff. gooooooooowooooohhhhooohhooohhhhh. DIE
o spirit of thog i call upon u. assist me to not caare