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Call me King

(A Dragon Moray Eel and Neptune)

Working retail without being high is like being nailed to the cross

two fish for the day 😙✌️

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

ill never get people who have a whole flagpole with the american flag in their yard. what are you, stan smith?? ole good morning usa ass

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

Extremely good paragraph from an article exploring the concept of sentience in invertebrates

what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

Bro balls collection part 1

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

While I was kayaking a while back I saw a snake swimming across the river with a fishie he’d caught.

I wasn’t able to get a picture of it at the time so I tried to paint it from memory !

Nobody I Talk to knows anything about spore creatures ds. Hellfire upon me

trying to find pants that fit when you are short and fat is basically like being nailed to the cross

every single day I think about how american black vultures are known for engaging in interspecific allopreening (preening between different species)

and they have a specific relationship with crested caracaras, in which the black vultures assist them by not only preening them after meals but also leading them to food in the first place— due to their superior sense of smell— while the caracaras assist the black vultures by acting as a warning signal in case of danger

and while this is more typical of black vultures, this is not common at all for any member of the falconidae family— it’s a special bond!

yet another post in favor of vultures everyone , hope you enjoy:) and I implore you to do some more research on these incredible birds !!

EDIT: I meant interspecific allopreening! excuse my typo!

[by Snake on Twitter]

It's You

2021

cone 1 stoneware, underglaze, glaze

Dude that is too much slop for him

Out of Touch

RAMONA SLENDERS: if you want to date me you have to collect my seven evil pages

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be the faggot america

maned wolf studies, pencil.

(I'm going to be having an originals sale soon so if there are any drawings/paintings you are interested in before i put them all up on my website, send me a message or email 🌱)

somebody dropped a newport 10000

A sign I adored but couldn’t bring myself to buy, I’m so sorry. I’m not strong enough…

Value village, Calgary AB.

My part of a trade with the awesome @xylographica ❤️‍🔥

spent far too long laughing at this chaotic little guy. he is only ever either yelling or running around like a little freak