Im Always Thinkjng About That One Time I Was On Register For Like 4 Hours Straight And Said Over Mic

starting a collection

ill never get people who have a whole flagpole with the american flag in their yard. what are you, stan smith?? ole good morning usa ass

I bet that eels have fun. I bet that eels just love hanging out in their big old sinuous eel-swarms.

wanted to try avian august today, a californian condor

While I was kayaking a while back I saw a snake swimming across the river with a fishie he’d caught.

I wasn’t able to get a picture of it at the time so I tried to paint it from memory !

in love with the way this cop just Source Engine ragdolls down this children’s slide before concussing himself

GIVE IT UP FOR MORAY EEL MONDAY!!