my process of making ocs
When Wade met a diva so stunning that he panicked and started flirting in the most obnoxious way
guys i cant stop thinking about the Robin Williams film The Birdcage and how its considered a comedy. THAT SHIT MADE ME CRYY.
Albert and Armand are willing to change their entire life to bend to the will of their PRICK of a son. they love him so much and at NO POINT in that movie does he show any appreciation for his LOVELY PARENTS. and dont even get me started on agador, he TELLS val that he will fall if he wears shoes and that he cant cook and then when both of those things prove themselves true val has the audacity to be pissed off.
FUCK val honestly, how DARE he ask albert to leave, WHAT DO YOU MEAN he doesnt want his second father to meet his fiancé because hes too gay? ill strangle you, you little shit stain. why are you not the most culturally queer kid to ever walk the earth, you were raised by a drag queen and her husband who OWNS THE DRAG CLUB, be for real.
AND THE FACT THAT VALS FIANCE COULD CARE LESS IF HE HAS TWO DADS. why are we trying to impress these fucking conservatives, who gives a fuck.
and when armand and albert get their palimony agreement bc they cant get married. ILL SOB.
"What does it matter, take it all! im 50 years old and theres only one place in the world i call home and its because your there. so take it, what difference does it make if i say you can stay or you say i can stay? its ours." OH IM A WRECK. dont hit me up, im sobbing.
Me desperately gripping the shoulders of those who don’t understand the difference between a small celebrity crush (normal) and RPF (extremely creepy and harms the reputation of regular selfshippers) until I draw blood with my claws. GRRRRRR
posting again because I uhhh think a lot
talking about THEM and no I don't have any good Ulla photos I'm straightphobic /silly (also I lowk hc her as like bi w a female preference)
i really like to think that Leo and Max had a secret thing going on before meeting Ulla, though never actually said anything about it both due to pride and maybe even a little bit of shame.
cue scary music when Ulla is introduced, and ofc both Max and Leo like her. Leo gets w her tho probably because Max is a freak (like the first photo) but I don't think Ulla gaf since she knows she IS all that 🙏🙏
fast forward to jail and pre-court/Rio and ofc they realize they like each other yeah yeah REPLACE THE LYRIC "BROTHER" FOR "LOVER" 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
anyways after court they all get married and live happily ever after yaaay (ran out of Ulla pictures)!!!!!!!! how much aura did I lose posting this..... (also does Tumblr know about brainrot I feel like I forgot to ask)
how can you say they're not gay they had an entire song about how they loved each other
If Oliver Putnam had a nickle for every time he got his producer's son arrested for manslaughter committed via pushing someone from a high place, he'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
#he might be tiny, but he’s a star
Poor wolvie
wearing a mask so no one can tell where im looking
Praying Ryan Reynold’s Deadpool and a (now older) Andrew Garfield’s Spiderman get together 🙏🏾