When Wade Met A Diva So Stunning That He Panicked And Started Flirting In The Most Obnoxious Way

All this talk about Timon’s masking behavior and his relationship with Pumbaa reminded me of this scenario that popped into my head while watching Mid-Century Modern, directly inspired by a heartfelt, adorable, and HILARIOUS scene between Jerry and Bunny. (If you’ve watched the show, you’ll know the one!!)

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Scenario:

Pumbaa admits he has feelings for Timon. And articulates that he never brought it up because he didn’t want to ruin what they had. And how he thought Timon wouldn’t want to talk about feelings or define anything. And how, if they DID define it, the fear of losing each other was too great and terrible.

And Timon just straight up vomits in response. Not out of disgust, but out of emotional overwhelm. ☠️

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Pumbaa: I love you. Always have. Always will. I didn’t wanna scare ya away, so I never told ya.

Timon: (slow blinks)

(Retches)

*BLARGHHHHHHHHHHH*

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~BONUS~

(A direct quote from Nathan Lane’s character, Bunny.)

Timon (wiping his mouth): “…I can see why you’d be attracted to me.”

Praying Ryan Reynold’s Deadpool and a (now older) Andrew Garfield’s Spiderman get together 🙏🏾

Grimley in his trailer

They want to jump each other's bones and act like it's about wanting to fight

Being in this fandom is crazy because sometimes you remember things like when Martin Short wrote a musical about Martin Short with the same guys who co-wrote Which of the Pickwick..., and in that musical Martin Short died and people wanted to replace him with Meryl Streep, and it's a real song.

More Kurt mullet

who missed some good old fashioned pirinmiku spideypool.. i sure did..

thanks to everyone that's stuck around with me on here🌹 ive always been very on and off with tumblr based on my whims but it is always a pleasure to be back

they wanted eachother so bad the whole time i swear

I have only two brain cells left and it’s them 😔