“I Snuck Into The Caves Last Night And Got A Nasty Cut From A Rock Crab. Don’t Tell Anyone, Okay?”

Barbatos: So you told this human, that I am a womanizer? *smiling* *his arms around MC*

MC: ...

Lucifer: Aren't we all?

MC: ...

MC: I feel endangered.

Barbatos: How so? Are you that comfortable in my presence?

MC: My relatives literally died in an argument between two demons.

Barbatos: Oh. Don't worry. We're not that irrational.

Lucifer: Yes. But he tortures.

Barbatos: Ah... Lucifer? Are you trying to make an impression?

Lucifer: I already have. Two months ago. Isn't that right, babe?

MC: ...

MC: Please. Don't.

Lucifer: *chuckles*

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: *takes a sniff on MC's scent* *smiles* It's okay. You haven't made a move on them yet.

MC: ...

MC: *looks troubled* What's that supposed to mean?

Can I request Trey, Floyd, deuce, and/or leona (you could add anyone else of you want) head canons for the ghost bride event where they got an extra slap for being a two timer because she could obviously see that they're in love with the reader? (They're not even dating reader was so confused witnessing it)

I mean this basically happened to Sebek

Getting Called A Two-Timer by the Ghost Bride

Trey:

Did the dishrag line make that obvious?

But OW! Why does Eliza slap so hard?

Trey glances over to you and your confused face. PLEASE THINK THAT THE GHOST BRIDE IS RIDICULES!!

He doesn't want you to know yet and Eliza just outed him right in front of you.

Is very embarrassed but he can't leave due to being paralyzed by Eliza.

Does not appreciate the commentary.

Floyd:

What a bitc-

Does not like that he was slapped twice and hates that Jade is laughing at him.

Hates that Eliza is calling him out for liking you. It's not like he wanted to propose to her in the first place.

Admits it outloud, he likes you. It's already out in the open, so he sees no point in trying to hide it.

"This is prolly a bad time to ask you on a date."

"No shit."

It wasn't a "No" to his offer so... Doesn't mention that though because you might leave and he can't stop you.

Deuce:

Keeps messing up his words and is blushing from embarrassment.

Ghosty Why!

Confirms that you and him are not dating and keeps looking at you.

Is very embarrassed and would very much like to leave.

Yes, he shouldn't have attempted to charm Eliza when he liked you, but what choice did he have?

Does not argue over getting slapped for a second time, but it HURTS and he doesn't like it.

Leona:

SHIT!

Refuses to look over at you because he knows if he does, he can't deny it.

Hates Vil commenting on it and laughing at Leona's poor performance.

Glares at Eliza and Vil.

Still won't admit to anything and will not look your way.

Vil:

Eliza not once, but TWICE, slapped his invaluable and immaculate face.

Is very pissed about it and demands to know why she would do such a thing.

He actually sang the duet and was perfect at it! People would KILL for the chance and she just SLAPS HIM TWICE???

Is more mature when Eliza points to you and calls him out for being "So obviously in love, and not even trying to hide it".

Vil is still pissed at Ghost Bride for slapping him so he says back to her "Yes. I'd much rather propose to them than to you."

Meaning yes he likes you, and yes you're the better choice.

Gives you a glance but doesn't say anything. Just a look that he somehow pulls off with a red slap mark on his face.

doggo bois trio(???)

I'm loving Tighnari's design already _(:3 」∠)_

Y/n: When it starts out with he’s cute as a joke but now you have 4 kids as well as a 5th on the way, a farm, a Summer house and a small bakery

Trey: *smirks while holding their 4th child* it was a good joke

Y/n: yeah it was

*MANGA SPOILERS AHEAD*

Given how Twilight almost lost his composure and was thiiis close to laughing his head off, it’s hard to imagine he’s never done the same when his daughter is, well, Anya. Maybe that’s the reason he locks himself in his room - to get all the lols out when no one’s watching.

MC: *trying to make their way by feeling up the walls with their hands* *being careful for any bumps or cracks on the floor*

Cerberus: *watches them in confusion*

MC: *sigh* If there's only a way to know that I'm going the right way.

Cerberus: Ruff.

MC: ...

Cerberus: Ruff?

MC: Oh. Aren't you the dog earlier? Cerberus isn't? *slowly turns to where they heard him*

Cerberus: *comes closer to them* *letting them touch one of his heads*

MC: *sigh in relief* Thank goodness...

Cerberus: *growls* *then snorts*

MC: Is it okay if you guide me back to the hallway?

Cerberus: *grumbles as a response*

MC: *smiles* Thank you. I really appreciate your help—

Cerberus: *picking them up by the scruff of their shirt and throwing them on his back*

MC: *feels their heart dropped for a second, not until they felt his smooth fur*

Cerberus: *continues to grumble while he slowly walks*

MC: ...

MC: *soft chuckles* Thank you for your consideration, Cerberus.

Cerberus: *proudly raised his head*

Anything for Creme Brûlée Cookie x Reader? I feel like he doesn’t get much attention…

Creme Brûlée Cookie will often refer to you as his 'muse' or his 'songbird'. He loves seeing you get all flustered whenever he does.

He always gets you the best seats wherever he's performing. He always listens out for your applause, and can be seen beaming whenever he hears it.

He can handle criticism towards him with mild annoyance, but any towards you had him tossing away his usual calm persona and getting ready to fight. That's usually when you have to call Linzer Cookie to come and help you calm him down.

He's written several pieces meant only for you. He'll play them when alone with you, and he won't ever play them for the public because it's meant for you.

---

Being Karasuno’s manager HC

My Haikyuu fever is back, please help

First Headcanon LEGGO

warning: none

Haikyuu Masterlist | Haikyuu Series Masterlist

honestly Karasuno is a pretty whacky but overall chill group

most of the time

save for Nishinoya and Tanaka

you joined as a manager when Shimizu approached you in your first year

you agreed because she was pretty i don’t make the rules here you wanted to expand your horizon and took up the challenge

you still remembered Nishinoya skiing on his knees and bowing in front of you

“✨ step on me ✨” he said

“how about i just use the floor 👌🏻”

the defeat from Date Tech that lead to the argument between Nishinoya and Asahi made you cry because you loved all of them so much and wanted them to just get along and share the burden

DON’T MAKE [Y/N] CRY YOU STUPID CROWS-

by the time your second year come around, aside from being known as “the flightless crow” and such, Karasuno boy’s VBC is also known to have the hottest and prettiest managers 🥵

literally have people snooping around, wondering what Karasuno VBC adds into your guys’ food and drink to produce beauties ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧

but within your smol circle, you are known to be just a chill person, giving off an aura of the “cool kouhai” 

Nishinoya (when he isn’t simping for you) and yourself are pretty close friends and will go have lunch together occasionally

over time, you manage to won the first years over with your patience and become the second mom of the team because the first mom is just as chaotic

stupid arguments between Kageyama and Tsukishima?

[y/n] has been summoned <(｀^´)>

the four idiots making too much ruckus?

[y/n] has been summoned (°ㅂ° ╬)

honestly your stare is scarier than Daichi because they can literally hear “i know how to stitch mouths shut with needles and threads” going through your head when they go overboard.

the tiny smile on your face didn’t help like-

Shirabu who? we only know the scary [y/n]

but you are also the one that make sure they all stay healthy, and limit their training after Ukai leaves because rest is just as important 

but let’s be honest, Karasuno adores you from the moon and back

the third years appreciate your presence, and dadchi is always looking out for you if you ever need help with heavy lifting, since he sees you as his little sister. Sugawara will help you in any school work you weren’t sure, Asahi will help you with any fashion decision whilst Shimizu will go with you to shop

“KIYOKO-SAN! [Y/N]-CHAN!!”  ♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡

the usual cries of your fellow energetic idiotic friends, worshipping the dirt you step on 

Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita make sure you stay in the loop if the simping duo are too dumbstruck to utter a coherent sentence when explaining about volleyball

they are also the one that help control their friends from jumping on you out of the blue

the two first year beanpoles having the fattest crush on you it’s not even funny

first off we have saltshakeshima Sneaky Tsukishima. snarky as he may be, he is always polite to seniors he respected, and that includes you. 

unlike Shimizu, you weren’t socially awkward and actually can hold productive conversations when need be, so he does speak to you off court

whenever you see how exhausted he gets, he is the first one you attend to. water bottle and clean towel in hand, ready for him to cool down

one time, he saw a Psittacosaurus charm on your gym bag and he just 

S T A R E S (ꆤ⍸ꆤ) 

he wants to know where the hell you even find it and he needs it ASAP

when you asked if he liked dinosaurs, blonde boi just

//blushes// 

but ever since then, he would subtlety hint for more dino talk by using them in everyday snarky comments

slick or not, as long as you laughed at his words, he just feel fuzzy inside

soon enough he learns that you just love animals and general geology and he couldn’t help but smile

discreetly

we all know he is secretly a softie

literally calls Akiteru nii-chan and was worried Yama was about to puke rmb?? SJDHSJAKALG what a Tsundere

dw, you got him a cute dino keychain for his birthday later on

it’s his good luck charm now

then we have blueberryama Kageyama

PLEASE PRAISE HIM, BABY NEEDS AFFIRMATION 

he gets so jittery and blushy, his lips become awkward and squiggly whenever you say he is doing a good job ⁽⁽ ◟(灬 ˊωˋ 灬)◞ ⁾⁾

his next few sets are even more precise, just to show off and hear your compliments again

sometimes he will approach you for help in understanding his teammates, and in turn, try to learn and express himself properly

he hates it when you cater to Hinata’s requests and tries to insert himself into the conversation before dragging the tangerine away, not wanting the two of you to talk any longer

since you are quite athletic before becoming the VBC manager, stray balls are nothing to you

just S M A C K

you good. no concussions nor nose bleed to worry about when it came to the managers

y’all just talented and swift AF like that

during matches, Shimizu will record down what needs to be improve and the overall set scores but you will be the one to record down the detail plays for each rally, and take note of what your team is most comfortable in using the most to win a point

we love a hardworking manager the boys totally cried when they saw your notes

Ukai and Mr Takeda will always rely on you to keep the boys in check when out in public since they respect you so much 

the way you carry yourself in front of other schools is impressive. no eyes are sharper than yours, and no way are you easily approached by boys if they want your number because your team comes first

and they need to go to the court to warm up as much as possible

getting caught up by other guys asking for your number is a no-no for you because then it will just delay the time

When the team lose to Seijoh, you are the one that give everyone the tightest hug and remind them that there is still Spring High, and made sure everyone is eating well the next day if they are not 

particularly Kageyama and Hinata

you literally have to pull Kageyama out of his seat to even get his favourite milk carton

lmao boi fell in love with you even more 

totally didn’t stare at your interlaced fingers throughout his moping

when you and Shimizu approach Yachi for the first time, she thinks there are two goddesses heading her way

Tanaka make sure Taketora knows that Karasuno now has the holy trinity of managers blessing them

during Tokyo’s training camps, you are the one scurrying between various different gyms to check on the boys’ individual trainings, and take note on their improvement before updating Ukai and Mr Takeda 

also self proclaimed Yachi protector

bless that angel, she clings onto you when she feels stares directed your way, not realising the stares are because of you

but when she did realise it, Hitoka either freaks out and apologise for hindering your radiance before running away

or gasps dramatically and just run away, not wanting your potential new fans to kill her for being in the same breathing space as you

"Hitoka-chan, you’ll get hurt if you run like that!” you always warn and chase after her before another stray ball flies her way

definitely gets along with Yukie the most because food is love, food is life and since Yukie is planning to be a nutritionist, you learn a lot from her as well ʕっ˘ڡ˘ςʔ

barbeque? more like a buffet of hot men and hot meat like???

let’s just say one ‘excuse me’ from you and everyone stops their meal to top your tiny plate with the best grilled meat and pour refreshment for you

“but i can’t finish these…” you mumbled.

you went around and personally feed the boys

it was a hot day so you keep the drinks for you and the other managers

4 simps had just expanded into an army of simps

you stay up with Yachi and Shimizu to research on your opponents

files of information thiccer than my ass just for the crow bois

your heart stopped when Tanaka and Daichi collided into each other, and brought your captain to the infirmary. you strictly told the nurse to make sure Daichi was A-Okay

when Tsukishima block Ushiwaka:

(੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु “TSUKKIIIIIIIIIII” proud mama manager has never been prouder

almost faints when Tsukishima injure himself against Shiratorizawa and rushes him to the infirmary with Akiteru

the nurse immediately know what she had to do to avoid your surveying glare after your visit with Daichi before

“you have a very sweet manager, eh, Tsukishima-san” the nurse teases when you hold Tsukishima’s hand and told him to calm down, to trust his team to hold the fort

The salt king Tsukishima Kei glows pink

Akiteru wants you as his sister-in-law

His lil bro’s wingman from now on

remember how i just said you couldn’t be prouder? LIES

You cry so hard when you see the ref indicating Karasuno’s victory against the Shiratorizawa and proceeds to be placed in the nationals

hugs? too sophisticated for that moment. major dog pile i tell you.

Karasuno has finally show Japan why they are worthy of being a powerhouse and you, as the manager, swelled with pride - the pride you ALWAYS had.

You laugh with them, you cry with them and you train with them

you are an integral part of the team

Karasuno will never trade you for anything in this world and if you ever shed a tear

Rip to whoever offended you, the crows are about to peck them to death

genshin men as wedding dates (3)

It’s wedding season and you’ve got a large one coming up. But it’s not just any wedding, it’s a family wedding meaning…extended relatives. Are you going to brave the night out on your own or are you rsvping with a plus one?

Featuring— Alhaitham, Cyno, Tighnari, Kaveh, Dainsleif, Dottore

gn!reader, modern au, mentions of alcohol, mostly platonic but implied romantic feelings

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 (here)

AL HAITHAM

there has to be some sort of trade-off; his time is precious so there's got to be something in it for him. luckily for you, who's one of the few people he considers a close friend, it's just some random errand he doesn't want to run

he’s a mediocre date; follows your lead and is just kind of a wallflower honestly. will make polite conversation but only if someone talks to him first

drinks just enough to loosen up but not enough to get sloppy, and definitely still sober enough to read the book he brought. you leave him be, but you’re still going to go have a good time at this reception

yikes someone from the groom's guest list comes sidling up, hoping to shoot their shot with the handsome stranger sitting alone. of course he gets annoyed; not only was this person disrupting him but wasn’t it obvious he came with you?

wait where are you

he finds you on the dance floor with… someone else??… which is fair since he's here as a friend, but he strides up to you anyway and does not hesitate to interrupt

"thanks for keeping my date entertained but I'll take it from here" and then he leads you away to a different corner of the dance floor

did not think this all the way through because now he’s dancing with you but it’s just so…… robotic. he tries, he really does, but that doesn’t stop the secondhand embarrassment from anyone who happens to see him. you don’t mind though, you think it’s cute

"finally haitham, I've been waiting for you all night!" and then you kiss him on the cheek

perhaps it was a combination of the lighting effects and the alcohol, but you don't notice the blush on his face

CYNO

events like these aren’t really his vibe but you catch him in a good mood after you 'laugh' at one of his jokes

seems like a very intimidating guest at first and that’s not the impression he wants to give to your family, so he brought his joke book! chooses to tell one at your table during dinner and the silence after he explains the whole thing is truly deafening

he tries again but says "how about this one; y/n thought it was hilarious." so now you have to fake laugh and elbow the cousin sitting next to you to laugh as well

one of the uncles from the table next to yours actually overheard and leaned back in his chair to tell him it was hilarious so that’s a win

when you get overwhelmed by relatives asking you when you're getting married, he steps in to help you but accidentally says,

"we'll take the step when we're ready"

wait what

mans is a mess trying to fix the situation and you've never seen him like this so now you have to save him by laughing it off and dragging him away

he plays genius invokation tcg with some of your teen relatives; they were losing though, so they distract him by saying "heard the next wedding's you and y/n" and it works

he gets really awkward around you after that and you have to reassure him that it’s fine, no big deal! you even joke that if fake dating tonight would get all the annoying aunties and uncles off your back, then sure let’s do it

he’d never tell you, at least not anytime soon, but it doesn’t sit right with him to hear you say ‘fake dating’

TIGHNARI

if you’re not bringing a bag/clutch/purse/whatever, then he will and he has everything: antacids, aspirins, bandaids, safety pins, an epipen, etc

wow this venue decorated the place with such nice plants, a shame they’re not for anyone to take home. good thing no one noticed him take clippings to propagate

it's great to have him on your team because he is very good at all the physical wedding games like cornhole, ring toss, etc. you don't win anything except bragging rights but at a family wedding? sure, you'll take it

doesn’t smile in any group photos; only smiles in photos of just the two of you and selfies that you take on your phone, even though he pretends to be over it

is not nice to your offensive relatives; super passive aggressive with lots of backhanded comments. he'll make some snide remarks under his breath but everyone thinks he's joking. finds out one of your uncles is a flat earther, and takes it personally

complains about the music and how it's too loud but doesn't do anything about it, so you take him outside for a stroll in the little botanical garden

despite the nice, peaceful atmosphere of the garden, you guys do eventually have to regroup with everyone else gathered out on the lawn to watch fireworks and tighnari is doing is absolute best to stall

"....eh, we can see just fine from here, no?" he says as he pulls you down next to him onto the bench he's sitting on. if he plays his next cards right, maybe... you'll even rest your head on his shoulder?

KAVEH

he asks you if he can come as your date to the wedding because he loves these sorts of events and you agree because it’s always a fun time with kaveh

neither of you want to be dd so somehow… somehow he ropes his ‘annoying roommate’ into driving you two there and back

makes sure both of you are dressed to the 9's; maybe he wants to upstage the wedding party because he arrives in a satin suit and his shirt is unbuttoned dangerously low. some poor relative has to take a million photos of the two of you until he likes it, and then some more ‘just in case’

shows off some of his architectural work from his phone; even gets a few inquiries from your rich relatives for future jobs. networking king

once it hits cocktail hour, you’re taking a shot together. his arm is around your waist and that’s where it stays the entire time you guys are mingling with others

drinks a little too much and gossips about your family a little too loud though, so you've gotta reel him in even though you're not too far behind

drags you onto the dance floor and is a fun, but messy, dancer. you guys are in almost all the candid shots the photographer takes

on the drive back his roommate makes an extremely sharp turn and you find yourself thrown into kaveh. physics, am I right. you’re apologizing profusely even though he insists it’s fine and that you should, in fact, just stay in that position, your body against his

throws up in the car after you get dropped off and the next morning you wake up to a slew of messages from him complaining about how his roommate is so cruel for making him clean his car at 7am with zero regard for his hangover

DAINSLEIF

he agrees to go but panics the week of and keeps asking you if you're sure you want to take him as your date even though it's been rsvp'd for ages

maybe not the most fun date, but overall not a bad date

offers you an arm when you two go somewhere together, holds your hand through a crowd, pulls your chair out for you during the reception, etc

brought you one of every dessert from the buffet and risked looking like an absolute glutton because

“you said to bring you a dessert, but didn’t specify which one”

he’s very sweet to the older guests; they are swooning and keeps winking and telling you he's a keeper. you don’t have the heart to tell them you’re not even dating

gives random unsolicited advice and it’s always a hit or miss

he is so awkward in the photobooth because he doesn’t know what to do? it takes 4 photos in one strip and he looks the same in 3 of them. finally on the last one you do the thing where you lift up the corners of his mouth so he’s at least smiling

keeps his copy in his wallet for a long time, maybe even forever who knows

you never thought him to be a dancer so you’re a little surprised when he asks you to slow dance; even more so at the fact that he is very good at it??

you follow his lead, and dancing with dainsleif is honestly such a tender moment. if not for the color of your clothing, people might have mistaken you two as the newly weds, what with the way he’s looking at you while you rest your head against his chest

you see him crack a sliver of a smile when you catch the bouquet and you think that he’s just happy you won. but he knows full well what it insinuates especially when everyone’s clapping him on the back in congratulations

DOTTORE

you only ask him if he's your absolute last option because why in your right mind would you take dottore as your date to a family wedding. he only agrees to go as 'an experiment'

pick out his outfit please lest he wear one of his funky little suits

introduces himself as dr. and he's so dramatic about it so a lot of people are fawning over him; you suppose all families love a doctor but only you know that he's technically not even legally allowed to practice medicine

scowls behind you when an old family friend starts talking to you for a bit too long. excuses himself to socialize with said friend, but then you wonder why hardly anyone else approaches you the rest of the night

insists on you wearing his suit jacket because he doesn't want you to 'catch a cold' uh huh okay doctor

he makes the 7-year old flower girl cry at the reception but the thing is, he wasn't even trying? everything he says sounds vaguely threatening and kids are just terrified of him

so first of all he makes it very clear that he's doing this for you okay; he will make it up to you by doing some simple science party tricks for the kids

.... except he way overdoes it and sets off a mentos/soda rocket into the ceiling

and he’s not even sorry; he’s actually proud of that little demonstration like ‘go little rockstar.’ you’re forced to leave early in shame

he does go down as a family urban legend though because aunties will say "if you don't behave, the scary doctor will come get you!”

With so many new characters, I feel like part 3 has been long overdue!