Barbatos: So you told this human, that I am a womanizer? *smiling* *his arms around MC*
MC: ...
Lucifer: Aren't we all?
MC: ...
MC: I feel endangered.
Barbatos: How so? Are you that comfortable in my presence?
MC: My relatives literally died in an argument between two demons.
Barbatos: Oh. Don't worry. We're not that irrational.
Lucifer: Yes. But he tortures.
Barbatos: Ah... Lucifer? Are you trying to make an impression?
Lucifer: I already have. Two months ago. Isn't that right, babe?
MC: ...
MC: Please. Don't.
Lucifer: *chuckles*
Barbatos: ...
Barbatos: *takes a sniff on MC's scent* *smiles* It's okay. You haven't made a move on them yet.
MC: ...
MC: *looks troubled* What's that supposed to mean?
Cat distribution system had a bit of a malfunction 😬
Stay tuned for the continuation 🥰💕💞
heyo! stardew valley!reader as always: well, it was bound to happen eventually. today is one of the days where both xiao and albedo are here at the same time (klee is playing outside) and you were all having a lovely picnic together. very cute, very enjoyable. xiao’s karma if debt has decreased by around half at this point and (!!!) he halfway accepts his adoption into the family. (!!! emotional progress everyone) you idly take a pear out of the basket while mostly keeping an eye on klee (1/2)🦝
"this explains so much"
ever since the cyres voiceline abt mother falling to his destruction ive been thinking abt if mother actually did die. they're poisoned or smthn, either way they go down. a beat or two of silence, all of teyvat stilling, directly before the boys go ballistic. would teyvat even survive that one? would they keep it around in an attempt to cling to what little remnants of mother were left?
Well whoever/whatever and everything close to it is snapped from existence :) they murder it to death even if it was inorganic.
Teyvat isn't entirely destroyed, Mother came back to it once, they cling to the slightest possibility you'll return to it again. After all, you're a being above even them, it's only a matter of time until you return to them.
But, for now, they'll take their emotions and frustrations out on the people that ruined Mother's return after they'd waited and waited and waited.
They'll wait again, they'll always wait for you and the moment you can be a happy family once more.
Can we gave more real life Game!MC? Please?
Mammon: MC... J-Just for research purposes... Wh-Where do you like to be k-kissed?
MC: ...
MC: *points to their neck* I think here.
Mammon: *nosebleeds* Ha...?
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Levi: *is stuck in the options of holding MC’s hand or caressing their cheek*
MC: If I were you, I would choose the latter.
Levi: Oh! Thanks, MC! *sudden realization*
Levi: ... *turns around to see MC standing behind him*
MC: *smiles*
Levi: Y-Y-You saw that?
MC: *nods* MC purred. Good choice.
Levi: *internal screaming*
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Barbatos: *blocking MC from entering his room* MC... You can’t really go inside...
MC: But I have to clean your room, Barbatos.
Barbatos: *embarrassed face* You’re going to see it...
MC: *laughs* Don’t worry. I have seen them all.
Barbatos: ... E-Even the-
MC: The nude ones.
Barbatos: *his soul escaping from his body*
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Diavolo: So, I’m imagining that I will tie MC’s hands on the bed post.
MC: ...
Simeon: Diavolo... Do you really have to say that in front of them?
Diavolo: I’m talking about the MC in the game.
Simeon: *frowns*
MC: Hmm... You’re into BDSM?
Diavolo: *chuckles* Yes.
MC: Too bad.
Diavolo: Eh?
MC: *looks at Diavolo* * smiles* I think you will be the one who will end up being tied on the bed post.
Diavolo: ...
Simeon: ...
Ace and Deuce: *arguing again*
MC: You both just sharing a single motherfucking brain cell and yet you still have the audacity to fight.
Ace and Deuce: ...
Cater: *laughs*
Trey: So MC is the parent in their friend group.
Riddle: More like the parent of everyone to be honest.
He's so cute HELP! 😭😭💙💙💙
Diavolo: ...
MC: *standing on their back legs* *begging eyes*
Diavolo: I was joking when I said I wouldn't bring you back to Barbatos.
Diavolo: So please don't cry. I also want to play with you... *puppy face*
MC: *squeaks*
MC: *goes to climb on his lap* *squeaks*
Diavolo: You'll play with me?
MC: *squeaks*
Diavolo: Great! Actually I bought some new toys—
Barbatos: Young master.
Diavolo: *slowly turns his head* B-Barbatos?
Barbatos: *woke up without seeing MC that should be sleeping on his chest*
Barbatos: *smiling* Do you know how much I have panicked when I didn't see them?
Diavolo: *laughs awkwardly* I— I did knock on your door.
Barbatos: Then why wasn't I woken up?
Diavolo: ...
MC: *squeaks* *looking at him*
Barbatos: *his mood suddenly changed* There you are. *gets them*
Diavolo: Barbatos...
Barbatos: *kisses MC on the cheek* Let's eat breakfast.
Diavolo: But... I have prepared breakfast for them too... *as he watches them leave*
Galestorm's Wardrobe
Space Riders Au belongs to @onyxonline
we see flustered wind archer all the time... And he's adorable. But. What if wind archer flustered US for once ?!?!
(love ur art btw!!🤍)
Suggestive Warning is advanced!
He knew he yearned for you and yet you were shy to start the initiative. So he pinned you against the tree in the middle of the forest where no one can see the both of you.
“Can I… kiss you?”
Wind Archer Cookie asked as you were a blushing mess, you didn’t know he does have guts in an intimate moment and yet it makes things more exciting the ever. You nodded and he leans in to give you a kiss…
You didn’t know that the kiss lasted until the morning sunrise. Your kiss with him was long yet it leaves you breathless as he had no intentions of letting you escape, all for a simple punishment for accidentally stepping on the flowers not knowing that it can be hostile towards you. All you feel now was pure numbness from his touches.
He doesn’t want to let you go, he knew he wanted this even if it felt so wrong.
[Aftermath of this]
vigil! mc and ayato get married not bcos they like each other romantically but bcos they just look at each others and think "u would b a good partner /platonic"
.. qpr ayato and vigil mc just seem cute ABDBDB
Hm! Imagine a peaceful world in Teyvat.. this can totally happen!
Married on paper but behind the scenes, they're just goofing around? Checks the vibe lol-