He Is Too Cute For This World

MC and Epel: *feeling both embarrassed*

MC: *has accidentally called Trey "Dad"*

Epel: *the same thing with him, has called Vil "Mama"*

Trey: *laughing*

Vil: *clearly not amused by it*

Vil: Do I look like a mother to you? Huh, Epel?

Epel: *mutters* You act like one-

Vil: *frowns*

Trey: How about you, MC? Why did you call me "Dad"?

MC: My dad's kind. And I miss him.

Trey: Aww~. Come here. *gives them a hug*

Epel: Tch. Unfair.

Vil: Did you say something, Epel?

Epel: N-Nothing, sir!

wouldn't it be funny if yuu had a ghost too but they can't see it? like mickey mouse or something hell, maybe even chernabog just silently looking over the great seven and at the dorm leaders. the prefects see it too but like ignore the ghost rule is in on it. but if the ghost was say, mickey you just see an ominous looking mouse beside yuu. I don't know which is worse.

YOU CAN HAVE MY SOUL YUU FINALY OVERBLOTS IN THE SGS AU BABYYYYYY

Listen, Yuu is stressed and ignoring the intimidating ghosts seemed like a good idea at first

If Mickey is the ghost:

Mouse wakes up in the infirmary with the child he's been talking to some days before what is happening???

Now now, I am biases so house of mouse totaly happened at some point or whatever, and of course Mickey knows the seven and this awakes his protective mode to ELEVEN

The seven totaly try to fight him but for some reason the bastard has plot immunity unlike everyone else

Yuu finaly is able to see, hear and interact with the seven that were stalking them for MONTHS NOW AND EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

Bet how much that the seven boys are going to wrestle with their seven to keep them from spilling the tea

Yuu going for the boys for advice and Mickey silently hovers over them with the "hurt this little one heart and I will give you a painful death bc this ain't a family show and even them we have killed your kind before, don't think I wouldn't do it again" stare

Yuu calm the mouse down he's scaring the children

And then Mickey discovers RSA and the mouse is hell bent on convincing Yuu to transfer much to the boys despair

The only one who has a romantic experience in his belt and he hates the dorm leaders except Kalim, Kalim has his blessing if the boy starts showing romantic interest in Yuu

Helps Yuu in so many things regarding magic and specialy hears them when they have a stressed day

Now, Yuu is so tired of this bullshit that I bet they would do exactly what you said and just ignores all the ghosts for some good time, except that the great seven notices the rules before the boys so they know Yuu can see them but let it pass... for now

Not all is lost for the boys, as the time pass Mickey sees they are just... kinda rude but not evil... so he warms up slowly to them... doesn't change the fact that their repressed soul is a villain but hey, he isn't going to judge so much anyway

Anyway, it's the adventure of a mouse that's helping this kid to get back to their world! And have 8h of sleep, a good meal and some spare time alone bc interacting with so many people can drain you quite quickly

If Chernabog is the ghost:

My personal biases, guy's a blank slate bc the only thing we can go off is, evil, likes to play with souls, sleeps like a rock and hates daylight

For personal reasons I say he can shapeshift his size and likes to be a big boy most times

Ah finaly, an avatar, wait this is a child-... sees that they have each of the seven at their hand: oh~

Maleficent totaly points this is her ex and that is proof that Yuu is totaly in love with her grandchild boy you can pray that scene from house of mouse from my cold dead hands, yes Hades we know you two slept together to, stop pretending it never happend or Idia will find a photo of that time

Most of the time is silent and in tiny tiny mode hiding in Yuu somewhere, bc he'll get bored if alone and yes, he's a gremlin that will cause chaos for fun, but this time, it isn't Yuu's business and they are grateful for it... specialy when the demon goes for revenge if somebody messes with his vessel

The seven are shocked that he's the soul of the tiny magicless student and finaly notices that... it kind makes sense? That child did beat their asses and together with the Cat their overblot looked like a mix of all their most powerful characteristics they have... don't mind me just passing by to offer you the possibility that Yuu's overblot can only be defeated if the boys talk with them

Chernabog hides his presence from Yuu and all others in the beggining bc he wants to have the upper hand when he shows up

The seven were full of anxiety after Yuu's overblot, bc THEY RECOGNIZE THAT SILHOUETTE ANYWERE

Grimm follows the tips this monster gives to him and now his pranks are getting frightening good

I can see him starting to get soft for this child and their cat as time goes on... he doesn't even notices that he becomes somewhat of an guardian angel from them

Totaly silent with anyone else except his vessel, then he's a chatter box listen he has a reputation but he dreams of the day he can give a villain speech to somebody

The boys are in awe that this fucking legend is Yuu's soul, and seven help them bc they are trembling every time Chernabog is with Yuu which is more and more usual

He has the privilege of having two vessels, Yuu and Grimm, which means, he can go at many places and probably shows up at anytime he deems convenient, so like: he was with Grimm in his shenanigans and suddenly he decides to check with Yuu who's used to this at that point and scares the shit out of the poor "overblot" boy that is present at the time

Yuu is the tactician and Grimm his powers, he's quite smug that his soul had to be shared or else one person would have too much power

He beans at Yuu's dense brain that didn't notice the others attempts of courting and even so the seven boys don't give up, it almost cracks his stoic face once

The boys: so... how can you survive living with his threatening aura?

Yuu remembering that Chernabog is a ghost and even so was afraid of the vacuum cleaner: ... what threatening aura?

Chernabog: this kid has some sass, I like them... wait what are you doing up this late you need to sleep stupid child!

Let's say yuu shows some interest in someone, chernabog is totaly lost in what to say and ends up giving some great advice, if you cut the part where he tries to suggest that they kill their lover's enemies and gives them their head as a courting gift, followed by "but a weapon of their choise can do I guess" which Yuu translated to: "gift them something they might like"

He hates RSA so much bc they shine like the sun and he hates it... kalim you are in thin ice with him

Both approve of the chaos that is the first years, like they are teens, let them have fun

However, may I present you: Yuu overblots two times, the first: Chernabog wakes up, the second: is in RSA and it's Mickey yes I know they might die but hey shhhhhh

Now imagine the mouse and demon bickering about who is the true reflection of Yuu's soul:

C: well, I wake up first!

M: and I wake up only to Yuu!

The seven sit and watch the showdown*

Meanwhile the boys are extremely concerned about Yuu's mental stated after two overblots...*

Riddle's mom: It seems you are fine now. I've already asked someone to arrange your luggage. You're going home with me and you'll be transferring to a more prestigious school—

Riddle: I'm not going, mother. I'm staying here in Night Raven College.

Riddle's mom: What? After you were attacked by that— Monstrous being?!

Riddle: They didn't attack me! I was the one who lost control over myself!

Riddle's mom: That is completely impossible, Riddle! You? Went on a rampage? I didn't raise you to be like that!

Riddle: BUT YOU DID!

Riddle's mom: ...

Riddle: Mother... You've never allowed me to have fun. To play with my peers. You made me study day and night, watching what I eat, how I act, and everything.

Riddle: You've never let me do things on my own.

Riddle: You said I would be happy following those rules.

Riddle: I've hold onto that, mother. Until I couldn't.

Riddle's mom: ...

Riddle's mom: I gave you everything, Riddle. Because I wanted the best life for you—

Riddle: NO, YOU DID NOT! THE LIFE YOU WANT FOR ME IS NOT THE LIFE I WANT!

Riddle: Even now, all you want to do is ruin the things I've made for myself.

Riddle: My friends, my school life... Mother, I've spent all the years of my childhood listening to you.

Riddle: This time, would you please listen to me?

Trey: *enters the room MC is in*

Trey: MC?

MC: *looks at him* *their eyes widening a little*

Trey: *smiles* I've got you some cake. *goes and sits next to them*

MC: ...

MC: *grunts* *pointing at the bandages*

Trey: *chuckles* I'm fine. Professor Crewel made sure I didn't have any serious injuries.

MC: *grunts in satisfaction*

Trey: How about you?

MC: ...

Trey: Oh, right. Wait. I'm sure I have a paper and pen here... There. *hands it to them*

MC: *writes*

MC: 'Will they take me away?'

Trey: No. Riddle's mother changed her mind. She said she made a grave mistake accusing you of terrorizing the students.

MC: ...

MC: 'Are you not scared?'

Trey: Of you?

MC: *nods*

Trey: *smiles* No. *pats their back, then rubs it comfortingly*

Trey: Eat this cake and let's get out of here.

Idia: Riddle's mother is lucky.

Ortho: She is. If she had refused to listen to Riddle Rosehearts, we would be forced to erased some of her memories.

Idia: I still prefer the latter, however, father mentioned that I should only use it in the worst case scenario.

Ortho: I hope we don't need to come to that.

Idia: Hm.

Ace: Are you okay?! And were you crying?! *holding their face*

MC: *grunts*

Trey: I didn't notice.

MC: *grunts* *smiling*

Trey: *laughs* I see. The cake made you feel better.

Cater and the other students: *standing away from them*

Deuce: What's wrong?

Cater: It's nothing. We just don't want to crowd around them.

Heartslabyul student A: Right. I think anyone would need some space after that incident.

MC: *looks at them*

The Heartslabyul students: ...

MC: *open their arms wide*

Cater: ...

Cater: Do you... Do you want to hug us?

MC: *grunts* *nodding*

Cater and the Heartslabyul students: ...

*runs to hug them while cheering*

Ace: Hey! Hey! No, no!

Trey: *laughs* Too late, Ace.

Riddle: *walks them back to Ramshackle dorm*

Riddle: I apologize on the behalf of the Heartslabyul students. I swear they're rowdy most of the time.

MC: *looks at him, seems want to be reassured about something*

Riddle: ...

Riddle: *smiles* I no longer have bitter feelings in me.

Riddle: Since you've torn it apart. *chuckles* *then stops to smile at them*

Riddle: Thank you, MC.

MC: *smiles* *then hugs him*

Riddle: I'll give you some flowers tomorrow. Would you want them in pot or bouquet?

MC: *grunts*

Riddle: Haha! Pot it is.

Imagen a female simeon from obey me with trey clover.

🍀Her being the mother figure that can bake and trey being the father figure that can bake them becoming the second parents of heartslabyul.

🕊️Trey learning he is dating a litarl angel from heaven and them both taking care of o short person with anger issues.

🍀They both have the Patience of a angel but the simion mc is a literal angel.

🕊️Luku kicked ace his shins for calling him names and disrespecting the heartslabyul parents and simeon mc having to calm down luke while trey scolds ace.

I think I have a Trey obsession, but we’re gonna hold off on that until therapy.

Trey Clover

When the two of you met, you both realized that you were kindred spirits. You were definitely a motherly figure to not just Luke, but Ace and Deuce as well. Grim was definitely attached to you at the hip as well. To see you talking tenderly to the troublemakers even though they were causing a bunch of ruckus just made the baker’s heart beat harshly out of nowhere.

Even when Riddle wasn’t being too polite to Luke and the two got into a vocal altercation, you settled the argument by letting Trey deal with his Housewarden and you leaning down and explaining to the young angel (who no one knew was an angel) that rules were different and they needed to be respected even if you don’t agree.

Due to the ADeuce duo and Grim, who seemed to be set on the two of you keeping contact with one another, the two of you got closer and eventually in a relationship. The Heartslabyul students started affectionately calling the two of you ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ because of how much you act like their parents. You’ve even started calling each other ‘dear’, ‘darling’, ‘honey’, ‘sweetie’, and the like. 

The two of you baking is such an endearing sight. You have brought some sweets to a few of the Unbirthday Parties, and that’s where you explained that both you and Luke were from a place called the Celestial Realm. Trey wanted to know more so started asking a few questions, and came to find out that you are an archangel and Luke is studying under you as a young angel.

Well, this actually made a lot of sense, as you were patient, kind, offered guidance when needed most… the list goes on. However, he would have never guessed that Luke was an angel considering how he is now currently kicking Ace in the shin for calling him ‘chihuahua’. The two of you rushed over to resolve the issue.

Trey took Ace aside and said that it was against the rules to bring shame upon Heartslabyul while you consoled Luke. Then, the two parents of the dorm (you and your boyfriend) forced the two to apologize to each other. Sure, this was disrupting the unbirthday party, but Riddle actually didn’t mind. He, along with most of the other students, enjoyed seeing the first year putting aside his pride and ego to apologize.

MC: I don't get it when Satan's like, "Don't compare me to Lucifer, I don't look like him."— Bitch. That's how fucking genetic works.

Satan: ...

Lucifer: *laughs*

MC: See Beel? Yeah. Beel is the only orange in the family. He should be the one complaining!

Beel: ...

Belphie: *ends up laughing too*

MC: Gosh! You're fucking stressing me out!

Levi: Lol. I told you that you shouldn't be fighting in front of them. They'll be roasting you for no reason.

Y/n: When it starts out with he’s cute as a joke but now you have 4 kids as well as a 5th on the way, a farm, a Summer house and a small bakery

Trey: *smirks while holding their 4th child* it was a good joke

Y/n: yeah it was

Can we gave more real life Game!MC? Please?

Mammon: MC... J-Just for research purposes... Wh-Where do you like to be k-kissed?

MC: ...

MC: *points to their neck* I think here.

Mammon: *nosebleeds* Ha...?

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Levi: *is stuck in the options of holding MC’s hand or caressing their cheek* 

MC: If I were you, I would choose the latter.

Levi: Oh! Thanks, MC! *sudden realization*

Levi: ... *turns around to see MC standing behind him* 

MC: *smiles*

Levi: Y-Y-You saw that?

MC: *nods* MC purred. Good choice. 

Levi: *internal screaming* 

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Barbatos: *blocking MC from entering his room* MC... You can’t really go inside...

MC: But I have to clean your room, Barbatos.

Barbatos: *embarrassed face* You’re going to see it...

MC: *laughs* Don’t worry. I have seen them all.

Barbatos: ... E-Even the-

MC: The nude ones.

Barbatos: *his soul escaping from his body*

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Diavolo: So, I’m imagining that I will tie MC’s hands on the bed post. 

MC: ...

Simeon: Diavolo... Do you really have to say that in front of them?

Diavolo: I’m talking about the MC in the game.

Simeon: *frowns*

MC: Hmm... You’re into BDSM?

Diavolo: *chuckles* Yes.

MC: Too bad. 

Diavolo: Eh?

MC: *looks at Diavolo* * smiles* I think you will be the one who will end up being tied on the bed post.

Diavolo: ...

Simeon: ...

MC: Barb, let me take care of the baby and go to sleep.

Barbatos: Oh no, dear. You need to rest well after the pregnancy.

MC: It has been a few weeks.

Barbatos: Rest for nine months.

MC: Barb.

Barbatos: *cradling their baby*

Barbatos: Dada will take care of you while Mama gains their strength. *smiles*

MC: ...

Diavolo: *laughs* Is that why you're here to cover his shift?

MC: Yes.

Diavolo: I'm sure he's going to be mad once he found out.

MC: I told him I am on a vacation—

Barbatos: Dear. *standing behind them*

Diavolo: ...

MC: ...

Diavolo: I tried to stop them. They didn't listen.

MC: What the—

Barbatos: I believe you and I will need to talk. *smiling*

MC: Okay. So everyone's saying that I'm the real-life Princess Aurora.

MC: So I'm going to put that to the test.

MC: Silver isn't around. I made sure of that. *chuckles*

MC: Okay. What do you think we should be doing here?

Lilia: *behind the camera* Sing a song.

Kalim: And then wait until an owl dances with you.

MC: That is oddly specific, what the hell?

Lilia: *chuckles* Just do it.

MC: Oh this is going to be embarrassing.

MC: *breathes in* *then laughs a little* *clears their throat*

MC: You know I'm not really supposed to talk with strangers.

MC: But we've met before.

MC: *starts singing* I know you I walked with you once upon a dream~.

MC: I know you the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam~

*An owl flies towards them carrying a cape*

MC: Nooo-

Kalim and Lilia: *laughing*

I need more content of Manon being a freak and also I can’t ship Bok Su and Da Jeong because Da Jeong annoys me so here

I call this ship “Red Meat” for obvious reasons and I like puns

@racheldrawsthis would have an aneurysm if he saw this I think