Imagen A Female Simeon From Obey Me With Trey Clover.

MC: I don't get it when Satan's like, "Don't compare me to Lucifer, I don't look like him."— Bitch. That's how fucking genetic works.

Satan: ...

Lucifer: *laughs*

MC: See Beel? Yeah. Beel is the only orange in the family. He should be the one complaining!

Beel: ...

Belphie: *ends up laughing too*

MC: Gosh! You're fucking stressing me out!

Levi: Lol. I told you that you shouldn't be fighting in front of them. They'll be roasting you for no reason.

More celestial realm! Mc please. I beg of you 🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂

MC: *blinking their eyes in disbelief*

Lucifer: *sitting on MC’s lap; facing them*

MC: *gives off a troubled smile* What’s going on, Lucifer? Why are you sitting on my lap?

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I just feel like it.

MC: *laughs* Well, I hope you’re comfortable.

Lucifer: *hides his blush* Yes. Your lap is surprisingly soft.

Mammon: Oi, Lucifer. I never expected you would do something like this. Man, what are ya’? Five?

Asmo: I want to sit on MC’s lap too~.

Lucifer: *glares at them* This is my VIP seat. Back off. 

MC: *just shakes their head in defeat*

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Barbatos: How’s your stay in the house of lamentation? Are they not giving you problems?

MC: Not really. Well, except that Satan is getting jealous of Luke.

Barbatos: Luke?

MC: Oh, yes... I haven’t introduced him to you yet. Well, he’s with me. Luke, are you still asleep?

Luke: *appears behind MC* *rubbing his eyes a little* *yawns* No... I’m already awake.

MC: *smiles* Luke, meet Barbatos. 

Luke and Barbatos: *stared at each other* 

Barbatos: *smiles* Can I adopt you?

Luke: *face reddens* No. 

MC: Isn’t he adorable?

Barbatos: He is. He looks like he’s our son, don’t you agree? *chuckles*

Luke: I’m not! W-Well, I don’t mind MC being my parent, but not you!

Barbatos: I know how to bake sweets.

Luke: Really?

MC: Pft. 

Luke: I-I mean... I’m not interested!

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*In the Celestial Realm*

Raphael: *shaking Michael* *completely pissed off by him* You said that if we sent Luke, that would solve my problem.

Raphael: But no! It’s creating more problem!

Michael: Haha... I just made a suggestion. 

Raphael: You-!

Simeon: Raphael, if you worry that much, why don’t you go yourself? 

Raphael: *stops shaking Michael* *looks at Simeon*

Simeon: ...

Simeon: You have just realized?

Raphael: ...

Raphael: Yes. But what if father doesn’t allow me?

Theo: You can go, Raphael.

Raphael: F-Father!

Theo: *smiles* You have sent Luke even though he’s still on the lowest rank of angels. So I don’t see a problem if I send you too. 

Michael: Eh? So you already know that Raphael likes MC?

Theo: ...

Raphael: ...

Simeon: ...

Theo: Can you say that again?

Simeon: *face palm* Michael...

Michael: Oops. *laughs* 

“ Z is always so quiet and mysterious, what goes on inside his head?”

Z:

--I was just looking at those old memes of Kazuha being the Canadian Aether and I thought of Vigil.

--Vigil! Mc meets Aether and looks at Kazuha, saying "Kazuha... Do you have any lost twin or something..?"

--And Kazuha gets upset because everyone asks him that lol

--🍓 anon <3

Ah yes those were the days lololol.

Just imagine Vigil!MC lighting up at the sight of Aether she goes speechless for a while lmao -

"My, how handsome."

Aether splutters in surprise when the lady reaches forward, without care for space, to brush his golden locks with an awed smile. Even the faintest contact against his ear sends warmth to his cheeks.

"Kazuha," the girl he still doesn't know calls out to the—pouting?—samurai, "Perhaps the Traveler's a twin of yours?"

A sigh, "Nee-san..." (translation: WE DO LOOK SIMILAR BUT I'M YOUR ONLY BROTHER AHDASKDHAHDASJD this is unacceptable :< )

Aether feels glum at the reminder of a sibling but he doesn't feel too despondent hearing the bright laughter erupting in the atmosphere.

WAITWAITWAIT IMAGINE IF KAZUHA HAD A TWIN THOUGH LIKE- LIKE- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

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Galestorm's Wardrobe

Space Riders Au belongs to @onyxonline

MC: *posted on magicam* Someone really needs to buy me a pregnancy test ASAP.

Deuce: *comments* Why?

MC: This mf— *replies with a photo of Leona*— has been resting his head on my tummy.

Deuce: @MC Okay. But what does he have to do with buying pregnancy test?

MC: @Deuce HE'S PURRING.

Kalim: @MC Lions purr?

Jamil: @Kalim That's the least of your worry here, Kalim. What MC's trying to imply here is that cats can predict if someone's having a baby.

Leona: @MC Who did you do it with?

Malleus: @Leona Me.

Leona: @MC no wonder you stink.

Deuce: @MC So you two were not playing ping-pong in the bed?

Leona: ...

Malleus: ...

Kalim: ...

Jamil: ...

Malleus: @MC What kind of excuse is that?

MC: @Malleus A smart one.

Levi: Solomon... Why didn't you tell me?

Levi: WHY IS MC WITH BARBATOS RIGHT NOW?!!!

Solomon: ...

Solomon: Because MC deserves love and happiness that you failed to give them.

Levi: I... I could do that... If you have given me another chance—

Solomon: Levi... Are you hearing yourself? Another chance? Who are you to be given another chance?

Levi: ...

Solomon: You were not the one who suffered, neglected, and felt unwanted because you're selfish who only knows about himself!!!

Levi: ...

Levi: B-But I love them... We promised to always be together...

Solomon: Yes. And you broke that. It's not my problem anymore. I have done my part.

Levi: ...

MC: *flinches*

Barbatos: MC? What's wrong? *worried*

MC: *smiles* It's nothing.

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: *smiles softly* *pulling them closer* *petting their hair*

Barbatos: Let's postpone the honeymoon for now and sleep like this.

MC: But... Isn't honeymoon an important thing for couples?

Barbatos: No, MC. You're the most important right now.

Barbatos: I want you to be comfortable.

MC: ...

MC: *snuggles against him* I am.

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: My eternity... Your words alone could make me weak.

MC: *about to fall asleep* You have always... been saying that...

MC's siblings: *talking about love*

"I wonder when I will be summoned to meet my fated lover."

"I heard love can be bitter or sweet. How about you, MC? What do you think?"

MC: ...

MC: *smiles at them* I don't know. The idea of love... doesn't fascinate me.

MC's siblings: *looks at them, confused*

"But MC, you're an epitome of love itself."

MC: *hearing that someone is calling their name*

MC: I'm being summoned...

MC: ...

MC: I don't want to go.

"They're here."

MC: *opens their eyes as their red string get attached to their destined one*

Barbatos: *looks at them in awe*

MC: *tears up for an unknown reason* *then starts crying*

Barbatos and Solomon: *panics*

Solomon: H-Have we done something wrong?

Barbatos: *quickly approaches them* *wrapping his coat around their shoulders* *hugging them*

Barbatos: I'm sorry. Were you not expecting me?

MC: No... It's... I don't understand... Why I feel relieved...

✿ - bad habit

I know I’ll be in your heart til the end.

✿ - your boyfriend agrees to letting you cockwarm while you work on your research papers, unbeknownst to you —- you’re driving him insane.

✿ - cw: cynoxfem!reader, cockwarming, vaginal penetration, cervix fucking, breeding, biting, size kink.

✿ - a/n: still trying to figure out how I wanna write him, but anyways thank you to my beta readers @bubble4u @rczc & @kazuwhora

Cyno’s will is strong, stronger than any impregnable defense — damn near unbreakable even, although.. with each clench of your cunt, Cyno can feel his resolve slowly starting to deteriorate.

He closes his eyes tightly, brows furrowing in annoyance. He’s thanking the gods that luck is on his side today — it’s almost unbearable how good you feel around him, your welcoming heat squeezing around his cock involuntarily as you continue jotting down your thesis statement for your research, the sounds of your pen dragging across the papers was causing him to lose more of his sanity.

He mumbles a curse in his native tongue underneath his breath. What makes this worse is that every time you scoot your body closer to the desk, you unintentionally grind yourself against his lap, causing more of him to sink inside you.

He grunts, hands registering on your hips as his fingers dig into the softness of your flesh, holding you firmly in place. His action nearly startles you — causing you to look up from work to stare at him. “Is there a problem?”

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MC who has a habit of staring too much (even if they didn’t mean to.)

Simeon: *preaching at the front and sees MC staring at him* MC… You don’t need to stare at me like that.

MC: Sorry… I was too focus on listening to you.

Simeon: *smiles* It’s alright.

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Asmo: I don’t know if which of us is the avatar of lust of anymore.

MC: Why?

Asmo: You have been staring at me and it’s turning me on.

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MC: *daydreaming but unknowingly staring at Lucifer*

Lucifer: Do you need something, MC?

MC: *snaps back to reality* Huh?

Lucifer: Don’t do that again. I’ve almost kissed you.

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Mammon: *getting uncomfortable*

MC: *stare*

Mammon: ACK!!! I CAN’T FOCUS!

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Satan: MC, you’re staring too hard.

MC: Huh? On what?

Satan: *blushes* On my face. For five minutes actually.

MC: Oh… I didn’t notice.

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Diavolo: *chuckles*

MC: What?

Diavolo: You’re staring at me for a while. Are you sure you’re not inlove to me yet?

MC: *rolls eyes*