Also If I Do Go Entirely Off Track And Decide To Hand Draw Icons Do I Do My Usual Style But.. Just Lineart?

people are like what are you up to and i’m like seething with justified rage

my friends mostly picked things that would upset me to watch while in vc... but they are saying this one is amusing so we will see

episode 186 of part i

im slowlyyyy getting through this lol

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❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

Chiari acts mock offended, pointing at herself and mouthing the word me with emphasis. She even looks behind herself as if to intimate that surely he is addressing someone else. While this act is occuring she's eyeing him, trying to figure out if this is a situation she needs to make a hasty departure from. It seems like something she can talk her way out of.

"Isn't clearance to exit the village only required for people from the village?" She says this casually, with a wave of her hand, as if it's not a big deal. Internally she's cursing herself for having gotten lost in her own thoughts and wandering too close, but he won't know that, and it's been years since she's been around here so no one would be any the wiser if they spotted her. "Sorry, no ID - I'll just be going," she takes a step back and twirls on her heel to head away from the man, the village, everything she'd tried to forget. Easy enough, she thinks. He's got a post to guard, he won't follow too far.

Kotetsu points at her with all the authority of a child wearing a police uniform for Halloween, "Do you have clearance to be outside of the village gates right now!? There's some very dangerous people out here young lady and it's the gatekeeper's duty to make sure every shinobi and civilian both entering and leaving the village for aaaaaaaaany purpose is accounted for!" He puts his hand back on his hip and squints his eyes. God he loves ribbing people. Best perk of his job by far; legal allowance to be a complete pain in peoples' asses.

"I'm gonna need to see some ID, miss! Pronto!"

honestly it is what it is and im going to just try to dive in :D

still traveling through Monday

May get to my singular reply before then lol

We will seeeee

I will probably reblog some memes though

hello hello! please recommend me your fave oc friendly naruto rp partners! i am looking to write with both canon characters and ocs.

i do apologize for the blog 'under construction' status but it may be that way for some time as i somehow evaded my anime phase 20 years ago only to be struck with it now. (currently on episode 130... slowly making my way through the series and enjoying every second of it.) i am here for all kinds of silly, fun, serious, dramatic, angsty interactions - everything you can think of!

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returning home today :)

You can mess up my mind,                            break my body                                    shatter my soul;

                                         I don’t care.

                                                        But if you harm,                                                              The people that I love.                                                                     If they shed a single tear?                                                                                 A drop of blood?

                            [I WILL DESTROY YOU.]