Honestly It Is What It Is And Im Going To Just Try To Dive In :D

work was a little chaotic today. I’m an architect and lighting hit a tree on my construction site and it more or less exploded.

anyways, I’ll be on in a bit :)

It is a monumental effort to not roll her eyes when he says he will be the one asking questions. Chiari watches him write down her name with feigned interest, mostly playing along.

"I was told that walking outdoors was good for one's health... so I am aimlessly enjoying a stroll with no destination in mind...is that allowed?" The last bit almost has a touch of snark to it, if he squints enough. Surely she can talk her way out of whatever silliness this was, and next time she'd pay more attention and not drift too close to civilization, particular this area.

Hidaka Kiyori… definitely didn’t ring any bells or set off any alarms. Maybe she really was just an average civilian wandering too far from home.

“I’ll be the one asking the questions here, okay?” Kotetsu squints, pulls a pen and paper from his pocket and writes down her name.

“Where’re you coming from and where are you headed?” For as dorky as he was previously acting he’s now as serious as stone.

Izumo wasn’t here so he’d have to play the Good Cop, Bad Cop routine on his own.

you’re going to use rasengan to make noodles???

𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 & 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒

                                                     𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄                                       

“You’re dripping blood on the carpet.” “When I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn’t mean you should get one right away…” “Press that against the wound, I’m going to get the med kit.” “It’s bleeding quite badly.” “Oh God, what happened to you?!” “You’re covered in blood! Is it yours?” “Your head looks pretty bad. I’m sure it’ll need stitches.” “It’s going to hurt for a moment, but I’ll need to clean the wound.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you. But you’re safe now.” “That’s a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?” “Does it still hurt?” “I don’t think a band aid is gonna fix this…” “Whoa, hey, stay with me! You’re as white as a ghost. Don’t pass out.” “Damn, that must hurt. I’m sure there are some painkillers around here.” “You have to be seen by a doctor. This isn’t going to heal on its own.” “It looks broken. Can you move it at all?” “Here, lean on me. I’ll support you.” “I’m not going to leave you behind. If need be, I’ll carry you.” “I’m going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.” “Everything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.”

“I don’t feel so good.” “It’s seeping through the bandages.” “My head is throbbing. I think I have a concussion.” “I can barely breathe, it hurts so bad!” “It looks worse than it is. I’m sure it’ll be gone in a couple of days…” “You should see the other one.” “Don’t look at me like that. I don’t want your pity.” “It was my fault, really. I wasn’t paying attention and got hit in the face.” “Getting stabbed wasn’t really on my bucket list.” “I don’t think I can walk.” “Leave me behind, please. I’m just going to slow you down.” “Am I going to die?” “I can’t stop the bleeding.” “I think the bruise matches my eye color.” “Don’t touch it, please! It hurts.” “I don’t want to go to a hospital. I hate doctors!”

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

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at some point here i'll neaten up the mess of an about page i have -though likely wont have more info to add to it in terms of alignment with canon events for some time (im on episode 160 right now)

helping someone on the run sentence starters.

" i know a fugitive when i see one. follow me. let me help you. "

" why were those men looking for you? "

" how long have you been running? "

" you need a place to lie low. i have a spare room. sound good? "

" take your coat off and throw it in the trash. do everything i say and we might get out of this okay. "

" why are you helping me? i could be a serial killer for all you know. "

" i don't want to know what you did. i just want to know that you trust me. "

" trust has to be earned. just because you helped me back there doesn't mean i owe it to you. "

" you'll need to change your look if you want to get out of this place alive. "

" look around you. your face is plastered over the walls. just take my offer and stay in my place until all this dies down. "

" why aren't you asking me if i really did all those things? "

" if the government knows about this, you'll need more resources than i have access to. "

" alex! oh my god, long time, buddy! stay calm, follow my lead, those guys have been tailing you for blocks now. how's your mom?! link arms and take your scarf off. is she still baking that calzone? "

" i can get you across the border tomorrow night. new identity, enough cash to get you supplies. keep your head low until the fuss is all over. got it? "

" why are you helping me? you know nothing about me at all. i appreciate it, more than you know, but... why? "

" why am i helping you? good question. i guess i must be soft. "

" you know why i've been helping you. same reason i've been letting you sleep in my bed. same reason i introduced you as my fiance/fiancee today. i'm in love with you. "

" come with me. they'll kill you if they find out you were helping me. let's run away together, it's safer than here! "

" stay in touch, right? you've got an ally/friend now. stay safe and send a postcard every few decades. "

On one of my other oc blogs I had a lot of fun writing headcanons based on relevant tropes so I’ll probably do that?? But I need to finish my about page as much as is reasonable first and then I can make silly posts as a treat

‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”

“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”

“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”

“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”

“I can cope with torture.”

“Get used to disappointment.”

“You’ve made your decision then?”

“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”

“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”

“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”

“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”

“I admit it, you are better than I am.”

“You never said anything about killing anyone.”

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“You mock my pain!”

“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”

“Do you always begin conversations this way?”

“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”

“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”

“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”

“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”

“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

“Anybody want a peanut?”

“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”

“The battle of wits has begun.”

“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”

“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”

“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”

“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”

“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”

“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”

“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”

“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”

“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”

“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”

“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”

“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”

“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”

“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”

“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”

“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”

“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”

“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”