𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 & 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒

@haganekotetsu continued from here:

The shinobi had run into the woman during one of his routine checks. Just on the outskirts of Konoha, doing his daily patrol duty as one of the gatekeepers. "I dunno," Kotetsu shoots back the same exact expression he's been given and puts his hands on his hips with a pointed flare of sass, "Are you?!"

Chiari is studying him, noting the mirrored expression, with the addition of hands on hips and she tries to not laugh, just a little.

"I was just out for a stroll - is that not allowed?" She gestures around herself to point out the obvious pleasant weather, light breeze included. It does occur to her that she's unintentionally wandered a bit too close to the village, but no matter - it's not like she was doing anything suspicious.

yeah

your honor i think we can all admit it looked cool

Reminder to self to make a pinned post with rules/about for mobile when I’m next at a computer

“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.” from @haganekotetsu 👀

Chiari freezes in place for but a second, turning to look at the man with a look that says excuse me. "Am I not supposed to be here?"

things I shouldn’t have said while playing games pt. 3

Feel free to change pronouns if needed!

TW: Swearing, Suggestive language

“Take this slice of pizza as a reward for being so good.” “I should kill that bitch for eating my taco.” “I made sure to go to the fanciest place in town when ALL the restaurants are giving away a free meal for a day.” “Just here doing lawn work in my best formal clothes.” “Go to sleep, you fucking idiot.” “Shouldn’t you be in school right now?” “I thought you already left my house.” “Why are you cooking in the bathroom?” “Oh no! I sense a fuckboy nearby!” “You want some pizza? We got pepperoni, pepperoni, oh yeah and pepperoni!” “Nobody better steal my onions!” “Don’t mind the two vaping in the back of the flea market.” “I know you’re not touching MY guitar with YOUR hands.” “Please get your lover out of my house.” “They look like they wanna kill her just for playing badly at the guitar.” “Who the hell are you and why you reading my books in my house?” “What kind of wussy punch was that?” “I hate the fact that outfit actually looks good on her.” “You can’t just be focused, you have to be …VERY focused.” “You two are fighting again? I thought you guys made up literally yesterday.” “Hurry up and eat this burger before I do.” “All the cupcakes are gone, please help me.” “He’s trying to look threatening, but he just looks constipated to me.” “Why do you keep making fights with everyone? Just calm down.” “Of course, everything goes wrong in this house when I take one nap.” “No wonder, no one wants these cookies…they taste like crap.” “Take off that fedora right now or you’re grounded!” “I can’t leave here without my hot dog!” “I smell people having fun, I have to stop it.” “She broke in my house and stole my book.”

Ol’s photography

I’m doing a little traveling so replies (all of like the one I owe) may be a bit slow but I’m around c:

“Anger was better than tears, better than grief, better than guilt.”

— Princess Arianne Martell (via bloodiedamell)

gonna also throw out there that if you have some wild ideas/situations youve always wanted to put your muse in, im usually down for figuring that out! i like when people have a lil wishlist of stuff they want to explore with their character.