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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦

OMG NO WAY

We should make click -baity Hetalia shitposts like "I FOUND POLANDS BODY AT MCDONALD'S AT 3 AM **scary , gone wrong** and it's just a shitty thumbnail

3 am but i needed to post….i foresaw this in a dream (my friend sent me the meme a few minutes ago)

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Bride and her ugly ass groom stimboard!

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

hello tumblr

quick reminder for hetalia fans that lietpol is literally canon / / part one (i’m doing this bc they were my roman empire at 2017 and i randomly came back to my dark eras)

i’m gonna write whole thing about them trust me

favourite straight dudes activities

try with your straight homies!!!!

OKAY but how many official arts with them holding hands we actually have— 😭

to be honest, when i saw the freaking manga cover for the first time i thought they look like a majestic powerful couple from fantasy world (and ofc they’re trying to hold each other hand again…????)

also liet’s blushing about feliks while saying he’s cute is probably my favourite thing

official status 😟???? (sorry semi-canon is like canon but more silly)

conclusion: gay

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

WHO NEEDS SOME BOOPS???

spamming everyone that likes/reblogs this