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hongice (Hetalia ship)

HongIce would be Haitai Honey Butter Chips Fromage Blanc!

UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦

I'll boop back anyone who reblogs/likes this post! I need to BOOP!!

OMG NO WAY

quick reminder for hetalia fans that lietpol is literally canon / / part one (i’m doing this bc they were my roman empire at 2017 and i randomly came back to my dark eras)

i’m gonna write whole thing about them trust me

favourite straight dudes activities

try with your straight homies!!!!

OKAY but how many official arts with them holding hands we actually have— 😭

to be honest, when i saw the freaking manga cover for the first time i thought they look like a majestic powerful couple from fantasy world (and ofc they’re trying to hold each other hand again…????)

also liet’s blushing about feliks while saying he’s cute is probably my favourite thing

official status 😟???? (sorry semi-canon is like canon but more silly)

conclusion: gay

ME AND MY FRIEND BOTH LIKE HETALIA ABD HEATHERS!!!! SHE LIKES HEATHERS MORE VUT AAAAHHHHH IM SO HAPPY

I forgot about a couple of old and not very funny sketches so I'll post them now

I was seriously thinking about a crossover with Heathers

england reading warrior cats he created it

I never read Warrior Cats but my friends all have so they gave me ideas for what to say, they also said he would be a BlueStar apologist idk what that means