I Can Confidently Say That A Good 70-80% Of My Speech Patterns Are Mine. However, Almost 95% Of The Phrases

Guys I’m trying to finish that other Lucifer fic but I haven’t worked on it since like January and the ending is kinda ass but like. I just wanna post it and be done with it 🙌

fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

are some of you guys computer viruses be honest

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

Side quest of the century

did you hear me??? PLAY THE FUCKING BEAT!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

They’re both silly guys with so much flair!

alastor is very megamind coded in a way i can’t explain

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

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