Side Quest Of The Century

I love when a man actually knows how to do things. Complicated things are nice. But also I like when they know how to properly load a dishwasher. Or like vacuum a room(which is a task that can be done wrong, apparently)

The most attractive thing a man can be is competent actually

I love reading a long-ass one shot. I’m talking like 10k+ words and there’s no chapters. And it’s just so so compelling and you have to read it all right then even if you have something to do. And then you get to the end and it’s wrapped up all nice and neat but you want to exist in this world for just a bit longer. And you just kinda sit there like, “man, that was really good” and then you can’t fathom reading another fic for at least the next 24hrs.

Love this game a normal amount

a good man

What do you mean I have to go to work? A new chapter got published and I simply must lie in bed and read it now

Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?

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This is how I present my posts to yall. If yall even care

Born to o_o, forced to 😐

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

And then people are like “remember when you were going through That Thing?” Why no I didn’t realize I was going through That Thing why didn’t y’all tell me?

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

Unmuting the com is the standby. Saying standby means it’s time to lock in

I love the pre-standby of the stage manager unmuting their com