It Would Probably Take An Act Of God For This To Be Completed But It’s Soooo Still Worth A Read.

Oh what am I doing? Oh, you know, just creating an extensive document compiling information for a cosplay I probably won’t (and definitely don’t have the skills to) make

One time during chemo they took my BP and the nurse kinda froze for a second and my mom(a doctor) went “what’s the number” and the nurse said “60/40” and I was like ‘hmm I wonder what that means’ so I i tried to sit up to look and realized it was a Bad Number cause I could not sit up and was suddenly Very Very Popular

LET’S GOOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

I can confidently say that a good 70-80% of my speech patterns are mine. However, almost 95% of the phrases I use are not

sorry for picking up your online speech patterns. I liked them.

are some of you guys computer viruses be honest

What ryan gosling movies have you seen 👀

Ok you can’t clown on me too hard but so far it’s just The Fall Guy and The Gray Man(in that order). Drive, La La Land, and Blade Runner 2049 are pretty high up on my to-watch list as of now. If you have any suggests please lmk 🙏 (I saw one film of his and was immediately hooked)

my advice to you is to never waste your time trying to fit into a club or hobby or any community who makes you beg for acceptance and approval just to participate when you could do the alternative—get involved in a niche and endangered hobby run primarily by old people.

i wanted to learn how to hunt ruffed grouse and train bird dogs so i sent an email to my local chapter of the ruffed grouse society explaining that getting into wildlife groups is intimidating to me because I’m trans

and all they saw was that someone under 60 wanted to learn to hunt grouse & several months into my mentorship I was told that like 7 old guys argued over me until they had to pick a number between 1 and 100 to decide who got to personally mentor me.

imagine vying for the acceptance of some gatekeeping weirdos when your mere interest could be inciting verbal combat among retirees

🌈🎉🥳🧚‍♀️🤪🥶🔥🥰🌈🌲

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever