Chase's Letter To Kutner. This Man Needs To Be Shot

Maybe in another life im an 18yr old american going to the Will Wood ten year anniversary tour </3

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

what are they doing to my pizza ?

i am officially team bottom house PLEASE that's literally his sugar daddy, like wdym house asked wilson to buy a piece of furniture that he would like, to see how it would reflect wilson as a person and wilson chose a giant piano for house LIKE YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS WILSON IS YOUR PRIMARY EMOTION GAY?? also the way he's looking at house like that's his wife

was forcing my friend to listen to. marsha thankk you for the dialects i think it was and they commented on the saxophone in it and said something about how "it would be epic if he had a kazoo song" and i replied "oh buster let me put you onto this" and started playing chemical overreaction and they yelled quite loudly in the middle of the school hallway "OOOOHHH BOY THIS IS SOMETHING I COULD GET MY GROOVE ON TO!!"

drawing many chris and wills because i miss them

this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.