Was Forcing My Friend To Listen To. Marsha Thankk You For The Dialects I Think It Was And They Commented

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

“life shouldn’t be random. because lonely, misanthropic drug addicts should die in bus crashes and young do-gooders in love who get dragged out of their apartment in the middle of the night should get to walk away clean” house im gonna kill you

woe, hilson be upon you

If you're expecting your employee to fix a mistake that's costing you millions, then they deserve a very significant cut of it.

If they were being fair, they'd ask for half, which would be $9 million. But they didn't even ask for that. They asked for a raise, which would probably be a few thousand a year. And you couldn't even give them that.

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 6, episode 17: Lockdown

Verdict: FRUITY

And a non-House bonus: Wilson and Cameron's deadly comp-het

house md is the only show where people will be like "there's this episode where wilson buys an organ for house when house tells him to buy furniture that reflects himself" and you'll go "yeah, ok, they're probably overplaying it, it's probably not that forward" and then you go to watch the episode and the scene is way gayer than anyone described it as

a proposition has been submitted to build a satellite which can detect trans women from orbit and fire lasers at them. opponents of the plan are saying that it could incorrectly identify them as well and they don't want to be wrongly fried

the reason will never arrested hannibal is because it would immediately get freaky. That is all