Venus Signs

VALENTINE'S DAY GUIDES FOR THE ZODIAC SIGNS

Flowers for Aries: Honeysuckles, tulips, thistles

What to get Aries: Watch, diamond ring, pepperoni pizza

Where to take Aries: Paint balling, laser tag

Flowers for Taurus: Poppies, asters, lilacs

What to get Taurus: Chocolate, wine, sweater

Where to take Taurus: Dinner or shopping

Flowers for Gemini: Lavender, lily of the valleys, daffodils

What to get Gemini: Books, shoes, handbag

Where to take Gemini: Skydiving or bookstore

Flowers for Cancer: Acanthus, cornflowers, iris

What to get Cancer: Books, baking supplies, pillows

Where to take Cancer: Cooking class or antique store

Flowers for Leo: Sunflowers, marigolds, hydrangeas

What to get Leo: Makeup, jewelry, something for their pet(s)

Where to take Leo: Zoo or indoor pool

Flowers for Virgo: Morning Glory, buttercups, ivy

What to get Virgo: Calligraphy set, first edition book, cacti/succulents

Where to take Virgo: Ice skating or plant nursery

Flowers for Libra: Red roses, blue bells, gardenias

What to get Libra: Makeup, clothing, jewelry

Where to take Libra: Shopping or ballroom dancing

Flowers for Scorpio: Chrysanthemums, hibiscus, peonies

What to get Scorpio: Movies, perfume, lingerie

Where to take Scorpio: Dinner at home or movies

Flowers for Sagittarius: Narcissus, daisies, wildflowers

What to get Sagittarius: String lights, polaroid camera, candy

Where to take Sagittarius: Clubbing or hot air balloon ride

Flowers for Capricorn: Carnations, hollies, pansies

What to get Capricorn: Speakers, vinyls, sunglasses

Where to take Capricorn: Nature walk or go out for drinks

Flowers for Aquarius: Orchids, aloe flowers, anemones

What to get Aquarius: Concert tickets, makeup, chocolates

Where to take Aquarius: Concert/rave or stargazing

Flowers for Pisces: Water lilies, jasmines, eucalyptus

What to get Pisces: Paint, canvases, make them dinner

Where to take Pisces: Art museum or concert

The signs as weird things I've seen on google

Aries: I think I just had a poop child. I legit think I lost 4 kilos.

Taurus: Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?

Gemini: I hate it when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me.

Cancer: I just went outside and heard someone boo. Update: it was my wife.

Leo: NEVER PUT A SOCK IN A TOASTER.

Virgo: Can Jesus microwave a burrito?

Libra: What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for my fruit salad.

Scorpio: I like to tape my thumbs together and pretend I'm a dinosaur- what did you expect? Some freaky bondage? Nah my mum doesn't approve of that soz.

Capricorn: What do I do if a ginger kid bites me?

Sagittarius: What would a chair look like if your knees were bend the other way?

Aquarius: Why can't I own a dwarf Chinese person?

Pisces: Sometimes when I'm alone I pretend I'm a carrot.

Mercury Signs

Mercury represents how you think, communicate and your intellectual abilities.

Aries: quick-thinking, spontaneous, frank, witty, headstrong, restless

Taurus: patient, thoughtful, practical, deliberate, narrow-minded, one-track mind

Gemini: articulate, witty, versatile, unbiased, flippant, gossiper

Cancer: diplomatic, reliable, tenacious, intuitive, irrational, capricious

Leo: creative, articulate, confident, leader, overbearing, conceited

Virgo: unbiased, analytical, logical, meticulous, remote, clinical

Libra: charming, diplomatic, communicative, social, insincere, indecisive

Scorpio: perceptive, intuitive, insightful, quick-thinking, harsh, intrusive

Sagittarius: sincere, open-minded, clever, cultured, irreverent, grandiose

Capricorn: methodical, grounded, reliable, discriminating, unimaginative, devious

Aquarius: inventive, objective, progressive, social, clinical, unrealistic

Pisces: imaginative, intuitive, philosophical, receptive, evasive, gullible

THE SIGNS AS GREEK GODDESSES

Aries: Athena, Goddess of War

Taurus: Aphrodite, Goddess of Beauty

Gemini: Hebe, Goddess of Youth

Cancer: Selene, Goddess and Titan of the Moon

Leo: Hera, Queen of Goddesses

Virgo: Demeter, Goddess of the Harvest

Libra: Themis, Goddess of Divine Justice

Scorpio: Persephone, Goddess of the Underworld

Sagittarius: Artemis, Goddess of Hunt and Nature

Capricorn: Nike, Goddess of Victory

Aquarius: Hectate, Goddess of Magic and Witchcraft

Pisces: Eos, Goddess of Dawn and Hope

The Signs as Ocean Life

Aries:Sharks Taurus:Seahorses Gemini:Stingrays Cancer:Hermit Crabs Leo:Dolphins Virgo:Starfish Libra:Clownfish Scorpio:Puffer Fish Sagittarius:Sea Turtles Capricorn:Octopuses Aquarius:Cuttlefish Pisces:Whales

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Fairies: Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Pisces, Libra

Vampires: Scorpio, Cancer, Aquarius

Dragons: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

types of magic the signs use as wizards

Aries: Metamorphosis

Taurus: Nature healing magic

Gemini: Illusion

Cancer: Healing waters and potions

Leo: Fire magic

Virgo: Telekinesis

Libra: Karma magic

Scorpio: Blood magic

Sagittarius: Fireballs

Capricorn: Invisibility

Aquarius: Speed of light

Pisces: Frost magic

The Signs as Oscar Wilde Quotes

Aries: There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Taurus: When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

Gemini: My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.

Cancer: The heart was made to be broken.

Leo: There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Virgo: The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Libra: Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Scorpio: You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

Sagittarius: To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. 

Capricorn: You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

Aquarius: Genius is born—not paid.

Pisces: Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

Emotions #2

Aries: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own

Taurus: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it

Gemini: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place

Cancer: The desire to care less about things, especially when you're not supposed to

Leo: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness

Virgo: The bitter-sweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self

Libra: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet

Scorpio: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years

Sagittarius: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire

Capricorn: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like

Aquarius: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head

Pisces: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore

Signs and fighting

Punches and kicks: Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Pisces

Uses their words: Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

STARES AT YOU UNTIL YOU START TO CRY: Aries, Cancer, Aquarius, Capricorn