The Signs As Oscar Wilde Quotes

the signs and their dreams

Vivid, intense: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius,

Meaningful, complex: Taurus, Gemini, Libra

Precognitive, psychic: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Ambiguous, symbolic: Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius

THE SIGNS AS GHOSTS

Aries: *scares the fuck out of a family*

Taurus: *possesses objects and shit*

Gemini: *acts like a guardian angel but in reality wants to possess someone*

Cancer: *weeping loudly 24/7*

Leo: *constantly contacting people through Ouija boards*

Virgo: *tries to act like they're still alive*

Libra: *walks through walls to amuse themselves*

Scorpio: *tricks child into releasing a demon*

Sagittarius: *constantly knocking over shit because they think they can walk through everything*

Capricorn: *haunts their ex's and enemies*

Aquarius: *hides in attics and makes loud af noises*

Pisces: *jump scares everyone*

Dark Zodiac

All things considered dark (not necessarily negative), strange, or occult associated with the signs.

Aries- Dragon, angry entities, bloody weapons, fire, rage/wrath, blood-lust, war, steroids, counting cards, risks, possession, thorns, enchanted weapons, hell hound, knights, and armor.

Taurus- Greedy or selfish seduction, lady in white entities, twisted or spooky trees and scary forest, violent Earth elemental, hexed treasure, werewolf, singing ghost, gemstones, black rose, black diamond, trolls, labyrinth, and magical items especially jewelry.

Gemini- Evil fairy, dark fairy, Mr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, old insane asylums, evil twins, con man/woman, trickster, magic words, rumors, dark colored butterfly, enchanted books, and getting lost.

Cancer- Witch craft, spells, tarot cards, grudges, curses, Frankenstein Monster, full moon or moon magic, haunted houses and areas, cloak, witches hat, black cats, sea monsters, nostalgia, cursed or magic mirrors, magic candles, and the past.

Leo- Radioactive waste and danger, scandals, evil king or queen, haunted opera/theater, mutation, pyramid, magical statues or monuments, temples, sand storms, rain dances, sun dances or worshiping, supernatural energy, and fire magic.

Virgo- Dr. Frankenstein or any mad scientist, good girl/guy gone bad, general corruption, herbs and potions used in magic or spells, gnomes, dark sex, sinister deals, dead garden, an enchanted garden, and man-eating tree or plant.

Libra- Love potions and curses, ravens, werewolf, the night sky, dark beauty, lust, genie, Dorian Grey, harpy, sacred smoke, masquerades, Queen of Hearts, bad dreams, magic lanterns, and charms.  

Scorpio- Vampires, dark seduction, mystery, fortune teller, black widow, black/dark magic, underworld, voodoo, snakes, masquerades, tarot cards, black and white photos, secrets, dark sex, ravens, scorpions, dark still pool, and necromancy.

Sagittarius- Gypsy magic, fortune teller, traveling magician, traveling salesman of “medicine” and potions, wildfire, dark unicorn, dark circus or carnival, gambling and risk, General Zaroff from The Most Dangerous Game, and aggressive centaurs.

Capricorn- Horror, Gothic design, Victorian age, steampunk, spider webs, death, grim reaper, mad scientist, gargoyles, poppies, bats, a corrupt leader of a cult or underground organization, cave, dark humor, mine, graveyards, abandon buildings and places, and skeletons.

Aquarius- Dark science fiction, mad scientist, dark unicorn, storms, a corrupt leader of a cult or underground organization, magic keys, owls, Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera, corrupted technology, meditation, chaos, dark rebellion or revolution, thunderbird, aliens, portals, and dystopia.

Pisces- Ghost, mist, fog, Ouija board, medium, fortune teller, tarot cards, sea monsters, sirens, evil spirits, healing crystals, dream-catcher, nightmares, water spirits, addiction, false trust, drugs, poison, and illusions.

Astrological Fun Facts: Surprising Things the Zodiac Signs Represent

Aries: Renewal, Birth, Military, Arrows, Alcohol, Noise, Tobacco, Iron, Weapons.

Taurus: Clothing, Corruption, Debts, Shopping, Copper, Fragrance, Gardening, Money, Flowers, Singing.

Gemini: Curiosity, Networking, Phone Calls, Numbers, Bisexuality, Dictionaries, Transportation.

Cancer: Childhood, Visions, Mirrors, Silver, Dogs, Wolves, Glass, Insomnia, Lilies, Pearls, Rain.

Leo: Growth, Celebrations, Gambling, Pets, Lemons, Horses, Daytime, Marketing, Honor.

Virgo: Feminism, Cats, Discernment, Small pets, Mathematics, Grammar, Memory, Quizzes, Reading.

Libra: Lawsuits, Cats, Ballet, Brides, Equality, Fashion, Females, Roses, Music, Perfume.

Scorpio: Regeneration, Rehab, Atomic Power, Rage, Volcanoes, Explosions, Resentment, Plumbing.

Sagittarius: Religion, Morals, Foreigners, Abundance, Blessings, Gluttony, Temples, Aims, Wisdom.

Capricorn: Social Status, Fame, Authority Figures, Time, Gravity, Cemeteries, Silence, Remorse.

Aquarius: Hopes, Social Circle, Adoption, Clubs, Magic, Astrology, Airplanes, X-Rays, Space, Light.

Pisces: Healing, Conspiracies, Spying, Liquids, Movies, Glamour, Petroleum, Drugs, Fog, Confusion, Expansion.

The Signs Reacting to Spring

Aries: YASSS

Taurus: wow this is cool.

Gemini: Instagram's a ton of flower pictures bc artsy

Cancer: OMFG FLOWERS FLOWERS FLOWERS

Leo: YAS I WANT TO BE A BIRD AND LIVE IN THE PRETTY TREES.

Virgo: allergies but happy anyway.

Libra: Spring cleaning!!!! *throws out all winter attire*

Scorpio: YUSSSSSSSSS *rolls around in grass*

Sagittarius: *looks out window* neat.

Capricorn:I need to shave???

Aquarius: *stares dirctly at the sun* I have missed you old friend.

Pisces: PICNIC TIME HAS COME.

The Signs as Relaxing Things

Taurus: Leaning against the windowsill at the top of a skyscraper and looking at all of the tiny people and cars.

Gemini: A late night bonfire on the beach with the waves crashing underneath the laughter of your friends.

Cancer: Sleeping in on a sunday morning and waking up to the smell of fresh bacon and eggs.

Leo: Watching the sun rise because you've up all night.

Virgo: Cuddling with your cat and watching netflix because you have a cold and got to stay home from school.

Libra: Having your favorite song come on the radio as you cruise down the highway.

Scorpio: Hearing the love of your life say "I love you" right before you fall asleep.

Sagittarius: Taking a shower with lavender soap and washing your hair with creamy shampoo and feeling like a flower for the rest of the day.

Capricorn: Wearing a sweater that's too big so that you can make sweater paws.

Aquarius: Dance parties to those old songs on your phone that you forgot you had even bought but still know every word to.

Pisces: The smell of fresh pizza when it is delivered to your house.

Aries: When you're at a concert and the slow song plays and everyone waves their lights in the air to the beat.

Species of Mermaid / Types of Mermaid Children

For every animal in the sea, there is also a species of mermaid and/or type of mermaid child.

Shark

Skilled hunters, sensitive to smell, tend to have sharp, jagged teeth, usually terrifying in appearance

Octopus and Squid

Extremely intelligent, powerful but often docile, guardians of the krakens (you hear about them in shipwreck stories)

Whales

Not very social but easy to communicate with, difficult to upset, trusting, have incredible hearing

Dolphin

More intelligent than any other species (by nature/birth), mischievous, very social, helpful, work with water deities

Undine

Half sea horse and half human, many can perform magic, often aggressive, manipulative if tempted

Sea Otter

Humanoid with otter-like traits, lungs instead of gills, live on land & in the sea, lazy and stubborn, gatherers, fighters/protectors

The list goes on forever, as the sea is home to so much life. A few sea creatures and their respective attributes are under the cut, the list inspired by a post I read a while back that got me to do some research. Note that there are also mermaids / types of mermaid children for these species.

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THE SIGNS AS GREEK GODDESSES

Aries: Athena, Goddess of War

Taurus: Aphrodite, Goddess of Beauty

Gemini: Hebe, Goddess of Youth

Cancer: Selene, Goddess and Titan of the Moon

Leo: Hera, Queen of Goddesses

Virgo: Demeter, Goddess of the Harvest

Libra: Themis, Goddess of Divine Justice

Scorpio: Persephone, Goddess of the Underworld

Sagittarius: Artemis, Goddess of Hunt and Nature

Capricorn: Nike, Goddess of Victory

Aquarius: Hectate, Goddess of Magic and Witchcraft

Pisces: Eos, Goddess of Dawn and Hope

Signs as dog breeds

Aries: doberman pinscher

Taurus: golden retriever

Gemini: pomeranian

Cancer: chihuahua

Leo: labrador retriever

Virgo: shiba inu

Libra: collie

Scorpio: pit bull

Sagittarius: beagle

Capricorn: australian shepherd

Aquarius: bulldog

Pisces: yorkshire terrier

The signs dancing

Aries: Twerk it Taurus: soft groovin’ Gemini: how bout no Cancer: white dad at a barbecue Leo: they think they’re great… Ssh Virgo: nah Libra: grinding on everything Scorpio: My eyes are burning Sagittarius: stripper who’s rent is due tomorrow Capricorn: no Aquarius: looks like they’re being electrocuted Pisces: they think they can twerk